TV show ideas for local Brighton & Hove TV station

[Marshal Josip Tito]

Following on from the thread discussing the possibility of getting a dedicated TV channel for our city, what would YOU like to see commissioned?

N.B. I've looked into it and Monkey Tennis isn't a goer

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Brighton Eye: A Bird's Eye View of Danny Seagulls' Conquests and Travails in West Street

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

Brighton Eye: A Bird's Eye View of Danny Seagulls' Conquests and Travails in West Street

Do you mean Bird's Eye View in the sense of looking down from above OR are you talking about the view from one inebriated young lady stumbling out of Oceana at 3am?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Do you mean Bird's Eye View in the sense of looking down from above OR are you talking about the view from one inebriated young lady stumbling out of Oceana at 3am?

The second. My grammar is letting me down.

 

[clapham_gull]

North Stand News

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

Eees Complicated

Each week charismatic Brighton & Hove Albion manager Gus Poyet tackles a tricky subject, trying to explain its ins and outs in laymans terms.

Week one: Gus delves into Regge Theory, the study of the analytic properties of scattering as a function of angular momentum.

 

[Mr Burns]

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

"I'm a nonentity get me out of here" (pilot episode starring HB&B)

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

"I'm a nonentity get me out of here" (pilot episode starring HB&B)

It's good. Although I was already thinking of using HB&B in An Idiot Abroad, in which he is packed off to a foreign land. And that's it.

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

I shall add my original concept which inspired this thread:


Wash You Were Here

Local celebrity Brett [MENTION=461]Mendoza[/MENTION] presents a Brighton & Hove themed travel show with a difference. Instead of reviewing resorts and locations, he reviews bathing facilities at different local hotels. Mendoza has his own specialist rating system for the facilities he reviews.

Sample quote: "The King's Hotel had me all in a LATHER, and the complimentary bubble bath had a delightful aroma, reminiscent of a Summer morning frolicking naked on the Downs. I heartily recommend this place and award it FOUR rubber ducks out of five."

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It's good. Although I was already thinking of using HB&B in An Idiot Abroad, in which he is packed off to a foreign land. And that's it.

I would send him to GREENLAND with a travelling companion , Caroline Lucas.

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

I would send him to GREENLAND with a travelling companion , Caroline Lucas.

One way, presumably?

 

[Titanic]

My Stool Musical... hosted by El Presidente and featuring music by Loodovico Einaudi.

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Navarro

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

My Stool Musical... hosted by El Presidente and featuring music by Loodovico Einaudi.

will it get a "panning" from the critics ?

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

Brighton Wok

Asian cookery show fronted by prominent local Chinaman [MENTION=461]Mendoza[/MENTION]

 

[Mendoza]

All my notifications are Marshal Josip Tito mentioning me.

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

All my notifications are Marshal Josip Tito mentioning me.

You ARE NSC's most stalked. I just want to fit in

 

[ryeseagull]

"Waiting for God"--a 24 hour reality television show based upon waiting for the occupants of a Worthing Rest Home to die.

 

[catfish]

My Stool Musical... hosted by El Presidente and featuring music by Loodovico Einaudi.

Special guest ex Albion player Don "Armitage" Shanks.