Turkey Out!!!!

[Virgo's Haircut]

anyway I asked the woman sitting nxt to me whether she (honestly) thought I was ugly (I need the re-assurance) her response was "you don't scrub up too badly "

I didn't know your were at your mums this week.

 

[dwayne]

Stve, the girls are loving the body and that's all I'm concerned about. I don't want my face plastered on an internet chat site thanks.

Il happily post a pic of my body up against yours on a girlie website to see who they prefer

 

[CHAPPERS]

My body will DESTROY both of yours.

Flabby gut AND man boobs!!

The girls ****ing LOVE it.

 

[fatboy]

Stve, the girls are loving the body and that's all I'm concerned about. I don't want my face plastered on an internet chat site thanks.

Il happily post a pic of my body up against yours on a girlie website to see who they prefer

Your face is minging though.

 

[Raphael Meade]

what are you talking about dwayne?!

you posted pic of you on here about 5 days ago!!!

 

[Safeway]

Stve, the girls are loving the body and that's all I'm concerned about.

Well in that case we both win because I'd rather have an 'au natural' body and a nice face. Thing is I also have a personality which, as all girls will tell you, counts for more than anything.

I don't want my face plastered on an internet chat site thanks.

I don't blame you.

 

[dwayne]

right so you've bottled it then, and a good face is subjective

 

[Trigger]

right so you've bottled it then, and a good face is subjective

Correct me if i'm wrong but didn't STEVEN offer you the first challenge, which you bottled...

Don't be a prick all your life...

 

[dwayne]

I'm not putting my face on the internet, that's not bottling it

 

[Safeway]

I'm not putting my face on the internet, that's not bottling it

Yes it is.....

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X4

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
You face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat andugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

Get busy X15
Your mama says you ugly X3
You ugly

U-U-U-U now I feel like blondie

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y x7
you an't got no alibi

 

[fatboy]

Why did you get bottled once before Thomas?

 

[fatboy]

Why did you get bottled once before Thomas?

 

[BrightonBird]

Oh my Friday afternoon is ever so cheerful now!

Dwayne, the man without a face.

 

[dwayne]

I'm ugly.

but so are you Steve...

Bianca told me

 

[BrightonBird]

I'm ugly.

but so are you Steve...

Bianca told me

Yes that's right. I told you the same time you saw me at Bournemouth.

The voices in your head are working overtime Thomas. Look we are not friends, so stop trying to pretend we chat.

 

[dwayne]

and bianca is beautiful

is that what you said at p'boro Andy

 

[dwayne]

that was a joke bianca, you've said steves ugly on this board before though

 

[CHAPPERS]

BIANCA - Who is nicer out of me, dwayne and safeway?

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

TK, for some now unknown reason I sent Bozza a PM earlier in the week saying that you shouldn't be excluded from NSC

There are too many sheep on NSC, and the board needs a few characters............however, every post u make, well most of them anyway, are of such a personal nature and about how you are better than others (whether it be your job, your clothing, your body, your wealth, your friends) that I'm beginning to think "why did I bother"?

 

[BrightonBird]

You chappers, you.

ANDY had better not lied to me.