Tulisa scrubs up nice... well would you?

[Willy Dangle]

Can't s*** a c*** though.

What do you mean she can't sing a capella (see what i did there).

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The fine looking men on nsc would not even give her a second look.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I have !!!!

 

[Willy Dangle]

I have !!!!

Didn't we go together

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Didn't we go together

I truly believe she needs a damn good spit roasting !!!

 

[Billy the Fish]

All make-up and attitude, under all that not much there.

Blimey, you must know her really well then. I take it you've spent a lot of time with her?

 

[Red'n'Blue]

Saggy

 

[red star portslade]

An absolutely rank old slapper with the morals of a sewer rat. ****ing right i would, you'd have to use a Taser to get me off her.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Not bad for a bubble.