Caveman
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- Jul 14, 2003
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A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in,
he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was
heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside
him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'business trip or
vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said 'Business. I'm going to the annual
nymphomaniac convention in the United States'. He swallowed hard. Here was
the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was
going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure,
he calmly asked ' What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,'
she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality.' 'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?' 'Well,' she
explained, 'one popular myth is that African American men are the most well
endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found
that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish!' Suddenly
the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, ' I
really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name.'
'Tonto,' the man said... 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was
heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside
him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'business trip or
vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said 'Business. I'm going to the annual
nymphomaniac convention in the United States'. He swallowed hard. Here was
the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was
going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure,
he calmly asked ' What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,'
she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality.' 'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?' 'Well,' she
explained, 'one popular myth is that African American men are the most well
endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found
that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish!' Suddenly
the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, ' I
really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name.'
'Tonto,' the man said... 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'