seagull@stirling
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- Jan 17, 2006
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I was doing some shopping last night. I was in the queue at Asda with a huge bag of dog biscuits.
A woman behind me looking at the bag, asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Dog Biscuit Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 4 stone before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with dog biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
My first fixtures?
A woman behind me looking at the bag, asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Dog Biscuit Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 4 stone before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with dog biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
My first fixtures?
i thought it was good