Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
Their fans were positively OBSESSED by the "town full of faggots" theory. So obsessed, in fact, that a psychologist might well presume a deal of latent desire was being expressed!
Most of the mouthiest ones were about 12 and although they had all the rabbit, they hadn't worked out that they might get a response. So when a group of them asked my son "does your boyfriend know you're out?" and he replied "Yes, and I've given him your phone number in case he gets bored waiting for me", there was a stunned silence while they all gawped, gormlessly, at each other.
Driving my other son and the teaboy back to the station a small group of squeaking Little Swindonites attempted to rush the car (in fairness, a car full of people singing "One-nil to the Nancy Boys) while we were at a set of traffic lights. A futile gesture made all the funnier when a burly great bloke in a taxi behind us got out and told them to get back on the pavement. Which like good little children they did!
Driving through the backstreets to get back to the Magic Roundabout there were an awful lot of OB including dogs, vans and pointy sticks collecting up in a purposeful sort of way. Saw no actual trouble though.
Most of the mouthiest ones were about 12 and although they had all the rabbit, they hadn't worked out that they might get a response. So when a group of them asked my son "does your boyfriend know you're out?" and he replied "Yes, and I've given him your phone number in case he gets bored waiting for me", there was a stunned silence while they all gawped, gormlessly, at each other.
Driving my other son and the teaboy back to the station a small group of squeaking Little Swindonites attempted to rush the car (in fairness, a car full of people singing "One-nil to the Nancy Boys) while we were at a set of traffic lights. A futile gesture made all the funnier when a burly great bloke in a taxi behind us got out and told them to get back on the pavement. Which like good little children they did!
Driving through the backstreets to get back to the Magic Roundabout there were an awful lot of OB including dogs, vans and pointy sticks collecting up in a purposeful sort of way. Saw no actual trouble though.