Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
To be honest, we're all going to look horrific in that shirt if it's unflattering on a footballer, they've got hardly any fat on them.
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[Albion] Training Ground photos - where are they?
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Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
Hilarity prevails. He looks like I did on my graduation pic, after three years of eating utter shite, drinking wine out of measuring jug (as all the glasses were dirty) and staying up until 4am watching Dutch football on channel five, in my pants eating a family sized bag of cheesy Doritos, hoping some grainy (as our aerial was shite, well I fell over the back of the tv one night and ****ed it) softcore porn night come on to lighten my otherwise shitty life up for 8 mins.
That’s some achievement in about three weeks.
Legend.
That’s some achievement in about three weeks.
Legend.
- Nov 11, 2009
- 11,377
Do you think he's heard "who ate all the pies" before?
Don Tmatter
Well-known member
Potter didn’t have any of us pencilled in for the first game though
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Doc Lynam
I hate the Daily Mail
- Jun 19, 2011
- 7,208
Probably not, I suspect he's never been asked to bulk up, that or he's found it hard in the past. It was the one thing that was really obvious, he couldn't hold the ball at the start he was too light weight. Must be quite good for the lad probably feels much stronger and able to take the hits from the defenders.
Give over. VItal player last season, he'll do just fine
Doc Lynam
I hate the Daily Mail
- Jun 19, 2011
- 7,208
JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
Qui a mangé toutes les tartes , is a popular song on the terraces in Genk apparently
I can only guess the photographer caught him preparing for an hours core Pilates
No I do believe you, just made me laugh as it sounded like a poor excuse for being overweight.
Farehamseagull
Solly March Fan Club
Is that a piss-take?
He had definitely bulked up after lock down and I do think that will help him. But he's definitely not fat.
He's also been compared as a player to Eden Hazard in the past and this is is a ridiculous 'criticism' he has also had to put up with at times.
blue-shifted
Banned
I remember seeing George Parris in a pre season friendly once.
Crikey, I remember thinking, how has he put that much weight on in 2 months?
The lad will run it off, just like sneaky George did
Crikey, I remember thinking, how has he put that much weight on in 2 months?
The lad will run it off, just like sneaky George did
Badger Boy
Mr Badger
- Jan 28, 2016
- 3,656
You don't have to be rake thin like Peter Crouch to put in far more of a shift than a Peter Crouch. Jesus, the state of comments in this thread is ridiculous.
I like the relaxed diaphragm comment, I'll keep and use that.
I like the relaxed diaphragm comment, I'll keep and use that.
- Nov 11, 2009
- 11,377
Well, according to the delusion tennis ball being batted around on WACCOE is this pearler.
"Do you know what would be more convincing? A single picture of Ben White training at Brighton (they put 50+ training pics on their website and he's not in one of them)"
Have I missed the 50+ photos I cant see on the club website, or is 6 the new 50?
"Do you know what would be more convincing? A single picture of Ben White training at Brighton (they put 50+ training pics on their website and he's not in one of them)"
Have I missed the 50+ photos I cant see on the club website, or is 6 the new 50?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/oct/24/joy-of-six-celebrating-big-boned-footballers
We are clearly all brothers from another mother . . . Matt Le Tissier . . .say no more.
rogersix
Well-known member
- Jan 18, 2014
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did you ever get the hang of it?
Does that mean he is in the other 49?!