Tonight I will mostly be heading into town.....

[Dave the OAP]

...to find a bar with some toon fans, I have heard a few accents already here in playa Blanca and I will regaile them of crevesa quaffed stories of how they are really not trying to catch us and how they have a fat Spanish waiter as a manager.

Adios amigos

Quaffing about to begin.....BTW its fecking hot and sunny here. Were ****ing brilliant.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Quaff away, you have earnt it

 

[Dave the OAP]

Oh btw

We've got knockhaert
Anthony knockhaert
We just don't think you understand
He only cost a mill
He's better that Ozil / Brazil
We've got Anthony knockhaert

 

[LamieRobertson]

...to find a bar with some toon fans, I have heard a few accents already here in playa Blanca and I will regaile them of crevesa quaffed stories of how they are really not trying to catch us and how they have a fat Spanish waiter as a manager.

Adios amigos

Quaffing about to begin.....BTW its fecking hot and sunny here. Were ****ing brilliant.

Be gentle on them (not ) they must be really worried with Huddersfield chasing them

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Top Tip.
Whilst abroad they usually hang out in the crappiest bar in town.
Look out for sweaty Geordie's bar and you will fill your boots.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

You're on neutral ground, play nice.....they're not that bad a crowd

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I've sat in World's End since 1pm.
I can't remember my name

 

[Ernest]

I've sat in World's End since 1pm.
I can't remember my name

Hope YOU remember your COAT

 

[The Oldman]

Enjoy the evening Dave. Sock it to 'em.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I've sat in World's End since 1pm.
I can't remember my name

You're name is bellend Steve. You're a male pole dancer from Grimsby

 

[LamieRobertson]

You're name is bellend Steve. You're a May pole dancer from Grimsby

Slight correction

 

[saafend_seagull]

go into my mates restaurant and enjoy yourself, her dad is a liverpool fan though...

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaur...erto_Del_Carmen_Lanzarote_Canary_Islands.html

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Slight correction

Bells, I forgot the bells

 

[Dave the OAP]

Well, wandered past a few bars, only saw one guy in a Newcastle shirt, and the poor sod mustn't have eaten for a week.

He was ranting on at his wife about Benitez!!!

We had a couple of words, and he finished off with.." wish you lot would fook off and let us win our league!" I just smiled and wandered away singing the " were on our way" song, much to the amusement of the locals.

Btw. In the restaurant tonight it was "all you can drink"limoncello...after my fourth I was feeling a bit sick!

 

[Hampster Gull]

I was on all i could drink champagne at home tonight