Tomorrow...

[Eddie the Seagull]

.......will be my first time in the North Stand (at Withdean). To fit in, i am taking:

- A bobble hat
- A wooly scarf
- A pair of mittens
- A big coat
- Ear muffs
- A tartan blanket
- A flask of tea
- 2 rounds of cheese & pickle
- 4 custard creams
- Packet of ready salted
- A wireless with a white plastic ear-piece
- A brown plastic holdall that my Grandad used on holiday in Tenby
- A wooden rattle

Obviously I won't swear or shout. I have also set my watch alarm to go off at 16.35 to get back for strictly come dancing.

Is there anything i've missed?

 

[Trigger]

A mascot, you must have a mascot teddy wearing a knitted Albion kit.

 

[dunno]

Resist any temptation to sing, especially in response any chants instigated by the South Stand (singing) section

 

[RM-Taylor]

An MP3 player if you own one to keep your self entertained, if not maybe a book or a newspaper

 

[Springal]

ive never been in the north stand, can you let me know tomorrow if im missing out on much

 

[Statto]

You forgot your copy of the Daily Telegraph.

Oh and btw there is nothing wrong with Strictly come dancing.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Is there anything i've missed?

A walking stick.

Oh, and a hearing aid.

 

[Buzzer]

A giant foam hand perhaps

 

[watsongooal]

A piss bag

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Mcgoo out banner........................(God that's so yesterday)

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Big 80's style stero, so you can play Jamaican music if the game gets boring.

*Has to stop watching OFAH*

 

[Deleted member 2719]

You must teach yourself to sit so still that you appear to be a cardboard cut out!!

 

[Professor P]

Bag of pills and a load of Wriggly's Extra. They're mental over there

 

[Franks Wild Years]

It crossed my mind to go in the North Stand.

It crossed my mind, then I forgot what I was thinking about, lost my glasses, pee'd my pants and now the nice nurse tells me she's my daughter and I've got to eat my custard.



We're the E Block,
We're the E Block........

 

[Wardy]

I am concerned that you have got cheese sandwiches when you should have prawn. You will not fit in and you will be seen straight away for what you are. AN OUTSIDER.

 

[bristolseagull]

ive never been in the north stand, can you let me know tomorrow if im missing out on much

You haven't lived.

 

[1066gull]

We have had a Withdean screamer, so why not the Withdean streaker?