[Misc] Toilets, yes toilets

[southstandandy]

The answer is to piss in your thermos flask when its empty! Oh hang on........

 

[BensGrandad]

Having a seperate exit instead of trying to squeeze through the crowded corner, where the wash basins and hand dryers and the customary queue for the dumpers or smokers are would help

That would help, as I tried to leave the gents in WSL I had an altercation with a lad pushing his way in and as I pointed out stay in a single line to allow people to leave and you .will get in quicker

 

[Justice]

I found the WSU toilets to be amazingly clean compared to the North. Different que system but at least the floor wasn’t covered in piss

 

[Questions]

And what happens if the Amex hosts an England Women's International ?

Most of them piss standing up anyway.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I found the WSU toilets to be amazingly clean compared to the North. Different que system but at least the floor wasn’t covered in piss

Really? Which ones do you use? I'll use them instead of the ones outside C.

 

[Hastings gull]

Having a seperate exit instead of trying to squeeze through the crowded corner, where the wash basins and hand dryers and the customary queue for the dumpers or smokers are would help

Yes, fully agree - that really was a bad design, and surely one of the ladies could be turned into gents to reflect the gender balance inside the ground.

 

[vegster]

Most of them piss standing up anyway.

Ah but what about all the higher percentage of female fans who will come and support, those too ?

 

[portslade seagull]

Believe me the toilet behind the North stand at The Goldstone was rank

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Or even colostomy flasks

Well, it may make a new line for the club shop but we can’t have these being thrown on the pitch.
Another for the Barber Blacklist.

 

[Questions]

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Ah but what about all the higher percentage of female fans who will come and support, those too ?

There the ones I’m talking about

 

[Hastings gull]

]Never had a problem with the queues in ESU wander to the loos 5 mins before the second half starts straight in and straight out.[/B]
There again I. Don't drink due to driving.

Another question who on Earth takes a half drunk pint in a toilet? One guy yesterday (probably a West stand tourist ) actually put his beer on the floor while taking a piss!!!!!

Strange. I am not disbelieving you, but that is exactly when I go for a pee, and there are always loads in there and you queue three or four deep.

 

[RandyWanger]

I moved from my usual seat in the ESU to the North for the first time. Considering how much more an ESU ticket is, you get a lot more choice of food in the North, less cues and more toilets. Didn't need to queue at all for a half time piss.

 

[LamieRobertson]

 

[LamieRobertson]

Strange. I am not disbelieving you, but that is exactly when I go for a pee, and there are always loads in there and you queue three or four deep.

Always wait for a stoppage in play and then zoom to the loo

 

[el punal]

The best managed toilets I've ever used at a sporting venue are at the Oval, where despite a lot of people using them frequently during a day's play in a test match there are rarely lengthy queues. A "one-way" system helps to alleviate it a lot IMHO, plus having separate facilities for urinals (with a quick turnaround) and stalls to keep the flow moving.

There is a big difference between going to the bogs at football and going at cricket - as in, for football, 45 minutes cross yer legs, 15 minutes dash and slash, 45 minutes cross yer legs. For cricket stroll in, stroll out, you’ve got all day!

 

[Hastings gull]

Always wait for a stoppage in play and then zoom to the loo

Yes, that would solve the queue situation, but I am terrified that I will miss a goal, and of course it is a pain for everyone else who have to get up to let me out during a match. the chap next to me a few years back when we beat palace 3-0, thought that he would combine a pee with going to the kiosk (not in the kiosk) for a burgher and missed the 2 goals either side of half time; never forgotten that.But each to their own.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Yes, that would solve the queue situation, but I am terrified that I will miss a goal, and of course it is a pain for everyone else who have to get up to let me out during a match. the chap next to me a few years back when we beat palace 3-0, thought that he would combine a pee with going to the kiosk (not in the kiosk) for a burgher and missed the 2 goals either side of half time; never forgotten that.But each to their own.

Lol same here...I feel guilty but I'm always looking fro someone to need treatment so there is a break in play

 

[ozzygull]

Boo hoo poor men having to go through what every women has to go through at every other type of event. By the way there is always a queue for the ladies loos at half time in WSU but for once it is not as big as the men’s.

 

[el punal]

And what happens if the Amex hosts an England Women's International ?

I will be on hand to help out. I look forward to helping out the ladies do a “splash and dash” in the gents urinals in the West Upper.

 

[swindonseagull]

Strange. I am not disbelieving you, but that is exactly when I go for a pee, and there are always loads in there and you queue three or four deep.

Maybe 3-4 deep but your are in and out in a few minutes......its not queueing outside the door .