Meade's Ball
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I bought a 9-pack from Aldi last week and it seems like the Dorothy Stringer 1988 edition.
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[Help] Toilet rolls
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I bought a 9-pack from Aldi last week and it seems like the Dorothy Stringer 1988 edition.
SIMMO SAYS
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The most curious thing..
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Personally I am practicing turning the shower up to full blast, reversing in, shutting my eyes, holding my breath....
....And bending over.
Then washing my hands.
Possibly too much detail, but I'm sure you get the gist.
....And bending over.
Then washing my hands.
Possibly too much detail, but I'm sure you get the gist.
A mex eyecan
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- Nov 3, 2011
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i’ve got a Karcher just in case
Me and my Monkey
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157636421578937&id=652608936
Do have a look, this is HILARIOUS.
Do have a look, this is HILARIOUS.
LamieRobertson
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I'm not using second hand bog rolls
So precious
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
We were down to 3 rolls, but I got lucky in Lidls, as the loo roll aisle was empty, but some herbert in front of me in the queue was trying to buy 3x nine-packs. He had to leave 2 behind, they put them behind the till jockey, so I just hoiked one of them straight onto my pile of stuff. And walked out like a GOD.
Our house was originally owned by an Iraqi couple (both Doctors) and they had these little arse-shower things put by every toilet.
We've always used them for blasting skid marks whilst rolling our eyes at how ridiculous they are, but they may well come in very handy..
I've never know what those spray things are actually called, but from now on they will be known as a
' little arse-shower thing '
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Did have that rush of achievement?
I've never know what those spray things are actually called, but from now on they will be known as a
' little arse-shower thing '
They’re for your feet [emoji23][emoji23]
clapham_gull
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I went to San Sebastian in January for a weekend and stayed in a hotel kitted out with those Japanese toilets.
We are all used to technology around our sensitive parts these days, whether it be an electric razor, beard trimmer, vibrating "massager", nose trimmer etc.. but I had never had artificial intelligence applied to my anus.
I did struggling with the console at first and would have preferred it to have driven by an app on my mobile.
Of course, the greatest loss to Western Society is not the toilet itself, by our beloved Ben's Grandad posting on here asking for technical advice on how to use it.
We are all used to technology around our sensitive parts these days, whether it be an electric razor, beard trimmer, vibrating "massager", nose trimmer etc.. but I had never had artificial intelligence applied to my anus.
I did struggling with the console at first and would have preferred it to have driven by an app on my mobile.
Of course, the greatest loss to Western Society is not the toilet itself, by our beloved Ben's Grandad posting on here asking for technical advice on how to use it.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Its been the highlight of my year so far tbh.
dejavuatbtn
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Puts things a bit into perspective - the missus found a double box of tissues on the wrong shelf In the supermarket. It felt a bit like winning the lottery!
jakarta
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I have eaten almost all of ours, presume I can continue onto the Kitchen Roll now?
OzMike
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I am not allowed to travel now and as a result have been distributing some of my collection to friends who do not have any.
Dick Swiveller
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Anyone in Hailsham in need, the Premier in Lansdowne Road is selling 4 for £2.49. Budget stuff but could well be the standard corner shop price. Also had a few eggs from local farms.
Amazing scenes in my local Tesco Express just now. Store largely decimated, even though a delivery happened this morning.
I was self-scanning a few bits (sushi for the boy's lunch) and then heard the woman who was at the manned checkout say "Can I buy two of these, or am I only allowed one?" I glanced round to see she had 2 packs of Andrex in her basket. I took the few short paces to the small household section where there were a fair number of Andrex 4-packs, so I snaffled one.
I'm not sure I've felt this much of a winner since we got promoted to the Premier League...
I was self-scanning a few bits (sushi for the boy's lunch) and then heard the woman who was at the manned checkout say "Can I buy two of these, or am I only allowed one?" I glanced round to see she had 2 packs of Andrex in her basket. I took the few short paces to the small household section where there were a fair number of Andrex 4-packs, so I snaffled one.
I'm not sure I've felt this much of a winner since we got promoted to the Premier League...
swindonseagull
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No, a bidet is for your feet, or for washing football boots as someone once said
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
A bidet (US: /bɪˈdeɪ/ (About this soundlisten) or UK: /ˈbiːdeɪ/) is a bowl or receptacle designed to be sat on for the purpose of washing the human genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus.
genitalia hehehehe