Toilet literature

[Trufflehound]

Troilus and Airfreshener?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"Hairy Botter and the Philosopher's Stool" by J.K. Curling.

No-one cares what you get up to in the loo, FROG MURDERING SCUM!

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm also rather fond of Dickens - "The Old Curiosity Plop" was most entertaining.

 

[Mendoza]

I take my lap top and post on NSC or read my facebook, BOOK

 

[Questions]

Farting is such sweet sorrow, as what shite through yonder window breaks so why then tonight let us assay our plop.

 

[Pavilionaire]

No-one cares what you get up to in the loo, FROG MURDERING SCUM!

Ha ha! I had the Toilet Duck in one hand a copy of "Turd Of Toad Hall" in the other...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ha ha! I had the Toilet Duck in one hand a copy of "Turd Of Toad Hall" in the other...

This isn't over yet, sunshine....

 

[pasty]

Some come here to read a book
Some come here to sit and look
Some come to sit and think
But I come here to SHIT AND STINK

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Hairy Botter and the Philosopher's Stool" by J.K. Curling.

For othr enthusiasts I can also recommend "Hairy Botter and the Order Of The Kleenex"...

 

[Pavilionaire]

This isn't over yet, sunshine....

Shite!

 

[Don Quixote]

i read the greatest book ever written! "The ingenius gentleman Don Quixote of la mancha!"

 

[Porky]

I like to read the musings of the Literati on washroom walls.
Best one in a cafe washroom in Cairo immediately after the War.

"The carnal desires of a camel
Are greater than most people think.
For its often been said of the camel,
That he's tried to get stuck up the Sphinx.

Now the Sphinx's posterior channel
Is blocked up with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the look on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

We have had toilet tissue and things dropping down the pan, but what about reading ?
Are you a one chapter man, a crossword boy or maybe its Sudoko.

Or maybe you are a quick in and out type.

I like to try and finish my crossword or maybe do a magazine article.

We've got a copy of Modern Toss in the small room.

 

[Northstander]

Farting is such sweet sorrow, as what shite through yonder window breaks so why then tonight let us assay our plop.

Do you know that there are days I read posts in NSC and my faith is restored when I actively laugh at some of the humour posted on here.....