Toilet literature

[Questions]

We have had toilet tissue and things dropping down the pan, but what about reading ?
Are you a one chapter man, a crossword boy or maybe its Sudoko.

Or maybe you are a quick in and out type.

I like to try and finish my crossword or maybe do a magazine article.

 

[Brian Fantana]

I tend to dip into things like Schott's Miscellany or other compendiums of useful information. As well as a being a natural toilet read, it also gives me some intelligent ammunition for conversations later in the day.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I like to read Shakespeare while I'm on the pan. Richard The Turd or Tempissed usually.

 

[Jahooli]

Health and efficiency.

 

[Questions]

Problem with a good novel on the bog is of course before you know it 30mins have passed and your legs have gone numb. Bill Bryson`s A Short History of Nearly Everything was good for dipping into in the smallest room.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Hairy Botter and the Philosopher's Stool" by J.K. Curling.

 

[Questions]

I like to read Shakespeare while I'm on the pan. Richard The Turd or Tempissed usually.

What about Twelth Shite ?

 

[Nibble]

Viz annual or back of shampoo bottle.

 

[Pavilionaire]

What about Twelth Shite ?

I read that after Much Doo-Doo About Nothing...

 

[pasty]

I play brickbreaker on my Blackberry. I thinks its appropriate.

 

[Jahooli]

I read that after Much Doo-Doo About Nothing...

The straining of the poo ?

 

[Mellotron]

I literally can't go toilet without reading something. It's a bizarre compulsion born originally from boredom that developed into a habit.

I will read the backs of air freshener sprays cans. That's how far it goes.

 

[Questions]

I read that after Much Doo-Doo About Nothing...

Taming of the Phewww was ok

 

[Munkfish]

The profanasauras

 

[Trufflehound]

I like to read Shakespeare while I'm on the pan. Richard The Turd or Tempissed usually.

So many choices

As You Like Shit
The Taming of the Poo
Henry IV, Number Twos

 

[Trufflehound]

Or Henry (I'd give it) V (if I were you)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I play brickbreaker on my Blackberry. I thinks its appropriate.

23,295 :winner:

 

[tinx]

I tend to read NSC on my mobile.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I like to read Shakespeare while I'm on the pan. Richard The Turd or Tempissed usually.

'Much ado about nothing' when thou is constipated?

 

[Nibble]

To poo or just to pee
That is the question
whether 'tis nobler in the bog to suffer the splish and splat of outrageous splashback
or to take paper against a hole of clegnuts
and by wiping them
Thus end them forever