Today has been a bit poo.

[Les Biehn]

Tax office have f***ed me for £1400 and only noticed today on the letter that they are charging me interest by the day. Nice.

Got an e-mail from my ex, the third one requesting I become a friend on something called tagged. This is after I e-mailed her to say take me off your contacts as you keep accidently sending me this crap. Checked out her profile and she is now on her second new boyfriend since our break up. Wouldn't piss me off so much if I had even tongued a bird in that time.

Anybody else having a crap day

 

[Without Limits]

Ive just had my front room ceiling fall down

 

[Les Biehn]

Ive just had my front room ceiling fall down

Thats a bit poo.

 

[Rookie]

just found my laptop cd drive is bust so no more Football manager

 

[Nibble]

My anus has just prolapsed.

 

[Les Biehn]

My anus has just prolapsed.

Any excuse just to get me to stuff it back up there.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I cant drink this weekend :-(

 

[Nibble]

No, This time it's a write off. The honeymoons' over Les. It's back to nasal intercourse.

 

[Les Biehn]

Oh yeah and my parents reckon I look like Gary Barlow. The fucks.

 

[Les Biehn]

No, This time it's a write off. The honeymoons' over Les. It's back to nasal intercourse.

I may have to get a bit waffty tonight.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Les, I'm a bit confused whether you are male/female/gay/straight!

Is your name tongue in cheek?

 

[Les Biehn]

I cant drink this weekend :-(

Why?

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, I'm a bit confused whether you are male/female/gay/straight!

Is your name tongue in cheek?

In real life I am a straight man who rarely gets sex. On NSC I transcend gender and sexuality. I can be anything and will shag anything.

 

[Nibble]

Les, I'm a bit confused whether you are male/female/gay/straight

He is all this and more. For the right price.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Ah! Thank you for clearing that up!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Today has been one of the best days of my life. Yes i am lonely, dizzy and rattled by the regular confrontations my psyche and physicality have, but i found myself a little bit funny earlier. Not on here, obviously, but in boring real life. Everything has an end, and if the sculpting of my sloppy, jellified person finds a completed elm pedestal, then i can start life properly again, just sometimes eyeing the mis-shapen bust on it's hidden garden throne as the sun shines and i read of another.
That would be nice wouldn't it.

Although other people's news might not necessarily herald my more bouyant announcement.

 

[Les Biehn]

 

[*Gullsworth*]

I also have had a real poo WEEK so far.............everything.......everything has gone very wrong

 

[Without Limits]

Ive just had my front room ceiling fall down

Well I will be looking for somewhere to stay tonight

 

[Nibble]

It's only wednesday-it can get a lot worse.