Thursday Caption Comp.

[Northstander]

 

[bhafc4eva]

"dont worry girls this leon knight bloke wont get it near the goal"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Halfway through the season, Albion Ladies FC are still awaiting delivery of the new shirts

 

[JJ McClure]

Stop covering your tits, your supposed to be covering the near post.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

the argentine national squad decide no shirts is better than having those that resemble brighton and hove albion

 

[SK1NT]

Seb Blatter enforces new womens football kit!

 

[Gazwag]

The NSC calender photoshoot for August is successful as the daft bints fulfil their promise

 

[Seagulltonian]

"If you can score, we'll show you more "

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

teams found a new 'distraction techniques' to stop beckham scoring his trade mark freekicks

 

[Rusco]

Warren Aspinall and Kerry Mayo hold their fat, hairy man-breasts after another summer gaining weight

 

[Tooting Gull]

And remember Tracey, keep your legs together...

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The girls knew that they had the box well covered

 

[CHAPPERS]

"Jump around if you f***ing MING"

 

[Tooting Gull]

Just on a technical point, for any women footballers out there - wouldn't you normally hold your hands somewhere else in a free-kick, wall situation? We've been robbed of a realistic action shot with some politically correct, staged number.

 

[Braders]

goalie- "always knew we were a bit bare at the back "

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The fans were quite impressed by the big two upfront

(Copyright The Two Ronnies, 1973)

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Keeper: "Yeah, her arse is like THIS wide, that's why she can't jump".

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Andrew Hawes> "Albion have a free-kick. Here's Carpenter...he eyes up the wall..."

 

[The Large One]

The elite ladies 'double under-arm fart' team in full training.