Three things you would like to see happen if Scotland vote Yes

[Phat Baz 68]

You are pleasant! Also what about Rangers? I suppose you can pick and choose.

Shoooooom straight over your bonce that one mate.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

could Orkney & Shetland request a vote to "remain part of the UK" (i.e. leave Scotland, and redraw the oil map to suit) ?

They could, but I get the impression they want to be part of Norway.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

They could, but I get the impression they want to be part of Norway.

Orkney , Shetland and the Western Isles (Hebrides) see Salmond's offer of more devolution to the islands after a YES vote is returned as a bribe in the same vein as Westminster offering extra powers to Scotland if they remain as part of the UK.

 

[JJ McClure]

5. Any Scot living in England , Wales or N Ireland to be deported immediately and assets frozen, houses and properties confiscated and any escaped "prisoners " when caught either shot on site or to be held in a Guantanamo Bay type camp in Middlesbrough.

The rest all seems quite reasonable, but forcing people to camp in Middlesbrough must surely be against their human rights.

 

[Seagull58]

And look at Greece now! Perhaps the same will happen to the Scots?

If they do leave the Union, do they have to apply for EU membership?

You are not allowed to join the EU unless you adopt the Euro as your currency and you have your own Central Bank, which Scotland does not currently have.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

The rest all seems quite reasonable, but forcing people to camp in Middlesbrough must surely be against their human rights.

I agree but my first choice was Croydon, but that was just a step way too far !!

 

[H block]

The opposite might be true. If I was old and lived in the far north of England I'd definitely consider moving over the border (assuming both countries are in the EU) to get the free nursing home care and all the other things they are planning. And if I was young I'd be thinking about ways of enjoying the cut price joys of a Scottish University.

The Scottish middle classes will regard us as the New Romanians.

Can't even sell them any lucky heather........ They've masses of the stuff.

 

[H block]

Am I alone in not feeling any animosity toward the Scots at all - Yes or No?

I really can't blame them for wanting away from the toffs in Westminster. Can they not be independent but still within the UK - doesn't the proposals allow them independence to govern, but still retain the Queen as their head of state?

If it needs to be, lets make it an amicable break up where our marriage is over, but we stay very good friends….

Also, can we invite anyone to taken Scotland's place? What about Iceland or Belgium?

Belgium please as long as they bring their beer at a euro a bottle. Or 80p as the case may be.

 

[fat old seagull]

Did David Cameron wake up this morning and think " I know, as the Scots love me so much I'll tell them it will break my heart if they leave"! And perhaps tomorrow I'll shoot myself in the other foot and tell them what I think of Bagpipes, Men's Skirts and Haggis.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Genuinely shocked that both Cameron and Clegg delivered far more impassioned pleas for Scotland to remain in the UK than Miliband did. Shameful.

 

[sir albion]

Huge electric fence across the border
All scots deported
All business to return south ASAP

That'll do for now

 

[smelly]

Give them Newcastle as a leaving present.

Give Wales independence.

They get Liverpool.

Benefits bill cut in half at a stroke.