Three Parrots (Joke)

[Withdean11]

Three Parrots for sale, £100, £200 & £15. A woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap?" the shopkeeper replies "because it used to live in a brothel". The woman thinks its funny & buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says "f*** me a new brothel" the woman laughs. Her two daughters come home and parrot says "f*** me new prostitutes" the girls laugh. The husband comes home & the parrot says "f*** me Keith, I havent seen you for weeks!"

 

[clippedgull]

 

[Titanic]

What about the other two parrots? or is it really a joke about one parrot?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Gagtastic!!

 

[Danny-Boy]

What about the other two parrots? or is it really a joke about one parrot?

No it's just to make you think she'll say "Why are those two so much more expensive?" and the salesman says "Because they're on Higher Perches".

Groan.

 

[skipper734]

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and say, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"

 

[honey boy zimba]

Two Jewish queens in bed and one says to the other" turn over" the other replies "500 thousand a year"

 

[Box of Frogs]

Two Jewish queens in bed and one says to the other" turn over" the other replies "500 thousand a year"

Classified NSFTB!!

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Why has Keith been f*cking the parrot ?