Yes! Me too about the noisy eating. I cannot stand ads where you hear munching or slurping - and I want to kill when I hear people kissing with that schmecking noise. Grrr !
....and bands who do things that are utterly contrived to get attention - like those oasis wankers, who are even more annoying because they succeeded with it.
Fighting brothers (Kinks)
Swearing on telly (Sex pistols, and that was contrived even then)
Rolls Royce in the swimming pool (and it was a paste-up job anyway) (Keith Moon)
Their whole 'wild men of Rock image. (bogus immitation of 'what you are supposed to do' to be a rocker)
'Don't Look Back in Anger' is actually 'A Bicycle Built For Two' reprised.