Thread full of Fast Show Quotes

[butchy]

someone's sitting there mate.....

 

[Pavilionaire]

"It's Mr. Bachman, Mr. Turner and Mr Overdrive. You ain't seen nothin' yet pop-pickers, LET. US. ROCKKK!"

"You can't beat a great night in...unless you have a great night out."

 

[The Large One]

"It's Mr. Bachman, Mr. Turner and Mr Overdrive. You ain't seen nothin' yet pop-pickers, LET. US. ROCKKK!"

"You can't beat a great night in...unless you have a great night out."

 

[The Large One]

G-r-reat. And now for some jazz.

Nice.

 

[Hannibal smith]

John Actor is Monkfish, Inspector Monkfish to you. Now go upstairs, put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

Off Road.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I wondered who would spot the deliberate mistake. Well spotted Large One, right again, how DO you do it?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Were you with a lady last night sir? Did she want it sir? Ooh, suit you!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Beuno Estentes

Don't get me wrong - it's a nice area. But, it only takes one fam'ly, dunnit? Unfortunately, 'round 'ere it's my fam'ly. Yeah. I'm a one man crime wave, I am.

Boutros Boutros Ghali

 

[The Large One]

Now let me tell you about the environment, and those nasty greenhouse gases. SHIRLEY, doll...

 

[Moshe Gariani]

name the character quiz... (no Googling...!)

easy one to start

"A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When you’re selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you’re making love to her."

 

[Moshe Gariani]

name the character quiz... (no Googling...!)

easy one to start

"A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When you’re selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you’re making love to her."

Swiss Toni

next one...

"Black, black, crawl on your hands and knees to your impending doom!"

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"Black, black, crawl on your hands and knees to your impending doom!"

that's Johnny Nice Painter

next...

"Of course, it wasn't always like that. I used to support…er… Manchester United. But then, you had to support them where I came from in…erm…Hampstead."

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"Of course, it wasn't always like that. I used to support…er… Manchester United. But then, you had to support them where I came from in…erm…Hampstead."

that's Roger Nouveau Football Fan

next

"Right, let’s take a vote. Who gave the best presents this year?"

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"Right, let’s take a vote. Who gave the best presents this year?"

that's Competitive Dad...

and its home time at last...

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

There's a bit of a problem with the drainage in the lower field, Sir.

 

[The Large One]

That's er, uh, er TED!

'Anyway, I remember Whitesnake when they were a song and dance ball-juggling circus act. Took a bit of a wrong turn when they decided to grow their hair long in my opinion, but there you go...'

 

[TSB]

oooooooooh boooger

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

En las Costas - SCORCHIO!!!

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Suit you, sir!

 

[Beach Hut]

Does my bum look big in this ?