Those signs you see when you cross a County border.

[gjh1971]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

...jump on the first boat out...

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Not a county sign, granted, but this used to puzzle me. Why boast that Clapham is the busiest station? Surely that would make you want to avoid it?

Bit differcult to avoid if you are on the Victoria to Brighton line.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Radio what ? Caroline,1,Capitol 194 ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It's not Brandon is it? Drive through it everyday, you enter Norfolk (Nelson's County, apparently) as you cross the level crossing, about 300 yards away from what I think is a clocktower in the village centre. OOh, you have just made my drive that little bit more interesting tomorrow!

Far be it for me to give our Pompey friends any credit, but Norfolk's not the OBVIOUS county to go to for Lord Nelson connections, is it? I assume that refers to Lord Nelson, and not, for example, Garry.

 

[skipper734]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Got a photo somewhere of the Tourist Information board in Kemnay, wee village in Aberdeenshire where me bruv lives. Aforesaid board is completely obliterated by dogshit

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Surely it should read "Now speak English", or even "At least we don't charge you buggers to get over the bridge" instead of "Croeso i Loegr"