Brian Potter
Well-known member
To change tack from all the talk of Bloom/Falmer funding/World domination, I was in my local pub last night and I saw something that nearly made me explode with rage.
Contrary to popular opinion, there are acutally more than one pub in London (Market Porter). My local in Eltham serves a wide range of real ales, including Tim Taylor, London Pride, Tribune, and Harveys (yes that's right, I said Harveys). As I sat there with Mrs Potter, (myself enjoying a pint of Sussex , and Mrs P a glass of pink fizz) after a hard days graft, a bloke came in and ordered a half pint of the same. "No problem with that" I hear you say. But he then proceeded to supplement this with a bottle of LOW ALCHOHOL BECKS!!!. This he then used to top up his Harveys to the full pint


Filthy cockney bastard!!
Contrary to popular opinion, there are acutally more than one pub in London (Market Porter). My local in Eltham serves a wide range of real ales, including Tim Taylor, London Pride, Tribune, and Harveys (yes that's right, I said Harveys). As I sat there with Mrs Potter, (myself enjoying a pint of Sussex , and Mrs P a glass of pink fizz) after a hard days graft, a bloke came in and ordered a half pint of the same. "No problem with that" I hear you say. But he then proceeded to supplement this with a bottle of LOW ALCHOHOL BECKS!!!. This he then used to top up his Harveys to the full pint
Filthy cockney bastard!!