This made me chuckle

[pasty]

Scouring the net for car insurance for Mrs Pasty. She asked me to look at Diamond.co.uk

Their home page boasts "Women - Get a better deal on your car insurance"

Clicking "get quote" takes you to another site called "createdjustforwomen.co.uk"

First thing I have to enter is "Title". Click the drop down box, and first option is................... MR !

:thud:

 

[re-al]