This is what I received from 'secret santa' ......WHAT WOULD YOU DO.?

[*Gullsworth*]

One of the guys had a donkey that poo'd out cigarettes. That was great, more suitable even though I don't smoke

 

[Fungus]

Not very secret if you know who it's from is it?

Disappointed in a fellow fan that has contributed any money to 'them', even as a joke.

Time to name and shame!

 

[gripper stebson]

From a fellow Brighton supporter too!!!!!

See the photo was taken during a home game when they were in The Championship

 

[Brownstuff]

Blues Rock DJ will take it off your hands

 

[Bladders]

What would I do?

Laugh.......its Christmas ffs.

 

[8ace]

Palace or not, that is the worst football related mug design I think I have ever seen.

It looks like something he had printed rather than an official bit of merchandise.

 

[Stat Brother]

What would I do?

Laugh.......its Christmas ffs.

It's not like the sender took the corner out of Honeysuckle Drive at 80 mph.

 

[Worthingite]

Burn it, burn them.

 

[Spicy]

How about drop kicking it off the end of Brighton Pier. On second thoughts better not as don't want to pollute the sea.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I would use it for this purpose only.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Not very secret if you know who it's from is it?

Disappointed in a fellow fan that has contributed any money to 'them', even as a joke.

Probably a non Uber fan who left early yesterday to go and buy it

 

[*Gullsworth*]

It looks like something he had printed rather than an official bit of merchandise.

Well I think it was from the Internet. On the other side of the mug it has a Palace shirt with my name on it. Needless to say I found it all very amusing and I have a lot of love for this gift due to its novelty value and ironic sentiment.
My wife was not amused when I would not book a holiday we liked because the accommodation was called The Crystal Palace. Apartments (different spelling)

 

[JC Footy Genius]

The only sensible and rational option is to write to CPFC claiming you have hurt yourself while using said item (handle suddenly fell off?) and claim it was down to the shoddy quality of the product which looks indisputable. Threaten legal action and demand cash compensation*



*Further clarify you will not accept 2p in the pound.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

One man one cup.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

That handle is hilarious. Looks like the football may spin round! As has been suggested there is only one place for it.