This Is Unbelievable

[Dave the OAP]

Across the road from me now is the Southwark Rooms pub.

Workmen are digging up the pavement outside the pub.

The pub has put out its tables and chairs.

A great gang of tourists have just stopped outside the pub and completely blocked the pavement.

Some bloke has just thrown his pint over a tourist

The tourist is squaring up to him.........

bloody hell

 

[WATFORD zero]

and ?

 

[Artois]

 

[Dave the OAP]

.some other bloke has intervened.

One of the tourist has the most fabulous pait of titties you have ever seen

 

[Artois]

One of the tourist has the most fabulous pait of titties you have ever seen

Ah ha. NSC is back to normal again.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Did the pint go all over her top, thus making it see-thru?

 

[zefarelly]

stop the waffle and cut to the point






can you still get it the pub

 

[zefarelly]

oops that should have said . . .get IN to the pub

 

[Dave the OAP]

it all seems to have sorted itself out. The police were not called and the tourist bus picked them all up.

The pint was spilt over a very large german looking guy " bosh bosh"

 

[Sam]

oops that should have said . . .get IN to the pub

why dont you just go to edit

 

[Gritt23]

C'mon Dave, more on the titties please.

 

[Seagullible]

such a disappointment

 

[Rowdey]

Across the road from me now is the Southwark Rooms pub.

Workmen are digging up the pavement outside the pub.

The pub has put out its tables and chairs.

A great gang of tourists have just stopped outside the pub and completely blocked the pavement.

Some bloke has just thrown his pint over a tourist

The tourist is squaring up to him.........

bloody hell

I work in nr Borough High St...where's the Southwark Rooms Pub?

 

[DannyBhoy]

All i can say is F*ck off tourist's!!!!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Unless they have damn fine titties.

 

[bigc]

All i can say is F*ck off tourist's!!!!

the city of brighton would be screwed without tourists..

 

[Scotty Mac]

i don't mind tourists

apart from the french...........arrogant

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Dutch, The Dutch
I Hate Them Worse Than Dogs
They Live In Fookin' Windmills
And They Mince Around In Clogs


- John Dowie

 

[alan partridge]

the british were voted the worst tourists in the world a while back. and unfortuanately that's spot on for some of us.

were they german breasts?

 

[perth seagull]

Why have you gone quiet on the breasts?