Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,036
1 Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.
2 How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!?
3 You must be very experienced.
4 Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?
5 Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
6 I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
7 Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.
8 Would you mind rolling around in this flour first.
9 I heard carpenters dream about you.
10 So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
11 Look . . . I can get my whole arm in.
12 It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
13 Is that an optical illusion?
14 If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.
15 Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
16 Do you mind if I wear one too . . . in case yours falls
off?
17 Gordon Bennet!!!...What ya got up there, dead fish?
18 I heard you could suck the chrome off a Beetle Bumper.
19 Have you ever thought of working in a Circus?
20 I've been wondering all night what that smell was.
21 Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.
22 You know they have surgery to fix that.
23 Everybody down at the bar said you were good.
24 Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those
lines go away.
25 Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.
26 I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said
so.
27 You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.
28 You're not 'that' fat.
29 I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the
lights out.
30 Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.
2 How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!?
3 You must be very experienced.
4 Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?
5 Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
6 I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
7 Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.
8 Would you mind rolling around in this flour first.
9 I heard carpenters dream about you.
10 So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
11 Look . . . I can get my whole arm in.
12 It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
13 Is that an optical illusion?
14 If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.
15 Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
16 Do you mind if I wear one too . . . in case yours falls
off?
17 Gordon Bennet!!!...What ya got up there, dead fish?
18 I heard you could suck the chrome off a Beetle Bumper.
19 Have you ever thought of working in a Circus?
20 I've been wondering all night what that smell was.
21 Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.
22 You know they have surgery to fix that.
23 Everybody down at the bar said you were good.
24 Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those
lines go away.
25 Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.
26 I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said
so.
27 You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.
28 You're not 'that' fat.
29 I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the
lights out.
30 Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.
