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Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,937
Surrey
as ive said before when the subject of this bloke comes up....half you twats have never met him.

very good friend of mine, and a top bloke (who actually came on 2 falmer marches)
Banned from St Marys for pissing all over the seats and takes a stupid bell to the game.

Winner.
 




Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,761
Sussex
as ive said before when the subject of this bloke comes up....half you twats have never met him.

very good friend of mine, and a top bloke (who actually came on 2 falmer marches)

You are joking, I've met him and not only does he stink he is a total bell end
 










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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,908
Worthing
Banned from St Marys for pissing all over the seats and takes a stupid bell to the game.

Winner.


A Brighton fan pissing on the seats at Selhurst would be treated like a hero.
 


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The above ***** disgusting armpits, I bet they f***ing reek.
 


Jan 19, 2009
3,151
Worthing
He's one of those people who look like they'd smell.

My mate used to run a pub in Pompey called the Barley Mow, and he banned him for.........'personal hygiene reasons'
 




BensGrandad

New member
Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
John Portsmouth FC Westwood lives in and runs an antique book shop in Petersfield he used to come into my pub in Midhurst. I always found him to be a decent chap except for the fact that he stuck Play Up Pompey stickers on everything in the pub. He had a Sherpa minibus that he took his mates to football in and used to let us use it for our pub team so I had some Super Seagulls stiockers printed and covered the interior of the bus with them. He saw the funny side of it. As I said he is a decent chap nothing like his image.
 




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