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Things you won't miss about Portsmouth FC



SW17

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Superphil

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Jul 7, 2003
25,926
In a pile of football shirts
The local TV sports reporters would miss them, it's all they have ever reported on since they fluked into the Premier League.

As for the bloke in the hat and tattoos, isn't he also the "Bell End"?

Doubt they will be going out of business, but they could get knocked down 2 divisions, which menas if we fluke it and stay up this season, we'll get to play them next season, which I wouldn't miss for anything.
 




wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
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Aug 10, 2007
14,130
Melbourne
The local TV sports reporters would miss them, it's all they have ever reported on since they fluked into the Premier League.

As for the bloke in the hat and tattoos, isn't he also the "Bell End"?

Doubt they will be going out of business, but they could get knocked down 2 divisions, which menas if we fluke it and stay up this season, we'll get to play them next season, which I wouldn't miss for anything.

Rather play Palace every time.

1. Our real rivals

2. Far less chance of a slap!
 




Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,926
Buxted Harbour
Bad fan. Doesn't buy the replica shirts.

Not true.

The only time I've seen the bloke wearing a shirt of any sorts was when England played Macedonia (I think) at St Marys......yep you guessed it he had a Pompey shirt on.

He was getting quite a bit of stick during the game but given that he's quite a big lump none of the Southampton lot were brave enough to actually have a go. Then just before half time they got a little mob together of 5 or 6 and decided to try and have a pop at him. No punches were thrown and there was allot of finger pointing and the Saints lot being "restrained" by £2.50 a hour stewards. After it had all defused the head steward came back and said he'd have to cover his shirt up as it was upsetting the locals, he turned to the steward and said "I'll do better than that I'll take it off", steward thanks him and walks off! :facepalm:

He's actually a nice bloke and no he doesn't smell. f***ing pain with that bell though!
 








KneeOn

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Jun 4, 2009
4,695
Not true.

The only time I've seen the bloke wearing a shirt of any sorts was when England played Macedonia (I think) at St Marys......yep you guessed it he had a Pompey shirt on.

He was getting quite a bit of stick during the game but given that he's quite a big lump none of the Southampton lot were brave enough to actually have a go. Then just before half time they got a little mob together of 5 or 6 and decided to try and have a pop at him. No punches were thrown and there was allot of finger pointing and the Saints lot being "restrained" by £2.50 a hour stewards. After it had all defused the head steward came back and said he'd have to cover his shirt up as it was upsetting the locals, he turned to the steward and said "I'll do better than that I'll take it off", steward thanks him and walks off! :facepalm:


He's actually a nice bloke and no he doesn't smell. f***ing pain with that bell though!

:thumbsup: I stand corrected!
 




Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,926
In a pile of football shirts
Rather play Palace every time.

1. Our real rivals

2. Far less chance of a slap!

Yeah, but it is more likely, albeit it still unlikely, that Pompey will get chucked down 2 divisions, than Palace will get relegated, so that would make for an unmissable game. As for a far less chance of getting a slap, there really is no chance of getting a slap at either, not for grown ups :p
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,936
Surrey
Go and ding a ling a ling that thing in the Eastleigh pub league you complete twat.
 

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Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
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i would love to see that bloke in normal clothes, just to see what he looks like
 






Common as Mook

Not Posh as Fook
Jul 26, 2004
5,646
Can't see all of the images so me be a repeat, but........


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is a wanker, is a wanker! My favourite part of Grimsby away on that last day of the season in the Championship.
 


Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
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Jul 25, 2005
10,980
on a pig farm
as ive said before when the subject of this bloke comes up....half you twats have never met him.

very good friend of mine, and a top bloke (who actually came on 2 falmer marches)
 


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