Things You Thought You'd Never See In Your Lifetime

[Titanic]

My toes.

 

[GT49er]

Having to book in advance to go to a football match.

 

[Glawstergull]

Colour television.

Wait, wait, wait a minute..................You have a COLOUR TV!

I just gotta see that.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

My cock again !!!!

 

[EDS]

My cock again !!!!

Nor me, but thanks for the memory

 

[Weststander]

Olympics held in the UK, and our success in so many sports.

As someone else said, a Brit winning the Tour de France.

Ban on fox hunting.

Agreement to a South Downs National Park.

 

[BensGrandad]

Albion at a cup final
Albion in the old first division
I am 67 today and would like to see the Albion in the premiership
so bloody well hurry up

I went to Royal Surrey Hospital for a check up last week and joking with the surgeon said I had to live to see BHA in the Premier, his reply was well I am a lot younger than you and I dont think I will live that long. He then added that he was a Reading supporter

 

[Bakesy]

Leyton orient top of the league

 

[John Bumlick]

a real life naked lady

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Albion at a cup final
Albion in the old first division
I am 67 today and would like to see the Albion in the premiership
so bloody well hurry up

Happy Birthday. I am 7 years behind you, so would also appreciate some urgency.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Nor me, but thanks for the memory

You have fond memories of Phat Baz's cock?

I always knew there was something Suss about you. mince.

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[perth seagull]

After decades of mediocrity, Great Britain finishing in 4th and 3rd place at the 2008 and 2012 Olympics.

The general revival in British sports after living through the embarassing 1980s and 1990s. As others have mentioned, UK players winning the Tour de France and tennis grand slams.

A team from League Two / Fourth division making a cup final (Bradford City).

Alex Ferguson retiring (he would've kept going for another 30 years if his health permitted)

 

[perth seagull]

The UK not blindly following the USA's lead in attacking other nations (Syria, 2013).

 

[banjo]

A decent summer again.

 

[AnotherArch]

Calculators and live TV broadcast from USA and/or rest of the world.

You try doing long calculations in exams with 4-figure log tables. To do the mental arithmetic to add and subtract the logs (with 'powers') is probably the equivalent of a pass at GCSE level today.
We could listen live to sports events, but had to watch it one day late after the film had been flown in from Tokyo (Olympics) and Oz for the Ashes.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

Yeovil in the second tier of the football league

 

[Curious Orange]

It taking longer to fly to New York from London.

 

[Harry H]

Me living within a stones throw of the Med,and working as a schoolteacher who speaks a foreign language pretty fluently.
Amazing what you can do if you move out of Brighton.

 

[Binney on acid]

Poyet fielding two wingers at home (or away, come to think of it) !!