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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,435
Worthing
You wouldn't catch that Simster chap on football sites when he should be working.
 




pearl

Well-known member
May 3, 2016
13,115
Behind My Eyes
I'm getting to the ground tonight two hours early because I love handing over fivers for warm, flat beer in plastic cups, nothing to do with the trains .... and I shall probably walk home as I'm fat
 




jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,736
Sullington
What has been so refreshing about the Brexit Debate is how both sides have been respectful of the opposite point of view and not resorted to abusing one another.
 








Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
I always have confidence in Stockdale,even when the defence are shocking!:eek:
 








Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,965
Chesterfield
Southern rail are the very model of how a train company should be run. Bonuses all round for Mr Horton and his chums please!
 


knocky1

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2010
13,089
Thanks to words of encouragement from the Australian slip cordon. My early nerves, as I went out for my maiden Test Innings, soon disappeared.
 












LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Thanks to words of encouragement from the Australian slip cordon. My early nerves, as I went out for my maiden Test Innings, soon disappeared.
"That Piers Morgan was spot on again. We really should have brought back KP."
 




Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,587
My wife keeps saying this despite me telling her repeatedly that that's basically impossible.
Suppose you can't help having moobs. . [emoji6]

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The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip
NSC Patron
May 3, 2010
14,591
Rottingdean
I'm so pleased to get back to work after that week off. Three months until I have another holiday and it will be so nice to crack-on without another break.
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,381
The Fatherland
Twitter, 140 characters, no problem - Paul Barber
 


NooBHA

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2015
8,591
1 . Round up a Posse and saddle the horses

2. I'm saving myself till I get married
 


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