Hi Trig, nice to see you.Things you never hear said by anyone, ever
My tits are too big.
"That Piers Morgan was spot on again. We really should have brought back KP."Thanks to words of encouragement from the Australian slip cordon. My early nerves, as I went out for my maiden Test Innings, soon disappeared.
Suppose you can't help having moobs. . [emoji6]My wife keeps saying this despite me telling her repeatedly that that's basically impossible.