Things you hate about summer

[Barrel of Fun]

good Sussex spelling there... aren't they all dead by now or is it just the Batmongs who don't make it to middle age?

I used to play pub garden cricket with Raj, a thalidomide victim, and he could certainly swing a bat (albeit a signature bat). He was alive and well in 2004 and hopefully still scaring the local students of Oxford.

 

[skipper734]

Visitors to Brighton and Hove in the summer were called grockles. by us locals. It's used in other seaside towns as well.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

people who turn up sunday morning in sainsburys to buy barbeque coals en masse like the waether has come as a complete surprise that day. invariably have ironic trilbys asymettrical haircuts and shades on with flip flops, and will be hosting the barby on 4 foot square bit of patio in their basement flat for other space cadets. they will then get to the counter and try to divide the cost between all of them and their girlfriends for the 24 carlings a bottle of cava some sausages and a salad in a bag while everyone else has to stand there drumming their fingers in silent anger.

I love it when you do posts like this.

 

[defrocked priest]

I was there.*can't say his name*. He looked a right twat.