Louisjpbacon
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Anyone think of any cool things to do when they are bored at work. Here are some i found (on google) !!!!!! 
1. Stack items in cabinets so that they fall out on people when opened.
2. Move specific items to specific places everyday. (I.e. move the boss' favorite pen from his desk to the floor every day if asked about it blame it on ghosts.)
3. See how many bathrooms you can defile in one day.
4. Fantasize about the hot Russian cleaning girls.
5. Queue porno music to start when cleaning crew comes around the corner.
6. Make blow darts out of the plastic tips of your shoelaces a straight pin and a Bic pen.
7. Watch a DVD
8. Listen to a CD
9. Go around to all the offices and look at pictures of their families, make a new list of daughters, sisters, cousins you want to bang.
10. Explore the women's bathroom.
11. Make a pot of coffee just to see how long it takes to boil down to tar.
12. Play games online.
13. Go on a candy hunt
14. Search e-Bay for illegal substances
15. Try to freeze things with canned air then try to smash them like the liquid metal terminator.
16. Work on coming up with really good scams or practical jokes.
17. Go through people's desks to see if you can find liquor in any of them.
18. Open the bottom ends of all the boxes of pens and pencils in the office supply closet.
19. Digitally edit photos of monkeys to hold knives/swords
20. Create a fictional background of said photos including names and upbringings of said monkeys.
21. In a large company, there are parties in one department or another almost everyday, check the department fridges for leftover pizza/goodies.
22. Read magazines/websites/books at work.
23. Create large scale fantastic delusions of grandeur.
24. Check for porn in the internet cache of people who leave their systems logged in.
25. Take revenge against people who you don't like. For instance, tape an anchovy under their desk. Their office will smell like ass.
26. Hoard all of the good office supplies, gel pens ink cartridges for home, anything you can sell to someone in the office.
27. Scavenger hunt, check the bulletin boards for lost items and see if you can find them.
28. Try to make the longest paperclip chain, or largest rubber band ball.
29. Put a bootable Linux CD in your boss' drive and watch him freak out the next morning.
30. Leave random voicemails for random people.
31. Try to determine who would win in a fight: place random people in the fights using prefixes such as undead and suffixes such as driving a mech.
32. Pretend like you're moving your car from the far end of the parking lot near the door so you can burn one.
33. Plan ahead to your next high school reunion, try to plot out a plan of attack, time will be limited you want to try and bang as many girls from high school that wouldn't talk to you as possible.
34. Come up with a plan of world domination.
35. Shoot down your own plans of world domination.
36. Try to find someplace where you can take a nap
37. Listen to the game on the radio
38. Stick a thumb tack into the eraser on a pencil stand it on your desk, attempt to shoot rubber bands off of the ceiling and down around the pencil.
39. Start a stop watch, wheel yourself in your chair into the elevator down to the bottom, or top floor to a set location and wheel yourself back work on a better time.
40. Super glue random objects together, use your imagination.
41. Change the speed dial on other peoples phones
42. Call the helpdesk and ask stupid questions.
43. Call the number on the back of your soda and ask them stupid questions. Ask them what they are wearing.
44. Inject boss' jellybeans with liquid stool softener
45. Balance your checkbook.
46. Think about how f***ed up you are going to get tonight.
47. Write a new constitution, with ridiculous amendments.
48. Get a mini basketball hoop and shoot around.
49. Shake up any soda in any company fridge.
50. Write a ridiculously long list of things to do while bored at work and post it online.
1. Stack items in cabinets so that they fall out on people when opened.
2. Move specific items to specific places everyday. (I.e. move the boss' favorite pen from his desk to the floor every day if asked about it blame it on ghosts.)
3. See how many bathrooms you can defile in one day.
4. Fantasize about the hot Russian cleaning girls.
5. Queue porno music to start when cleaning crew comes around the corner.
6. Make blow darts out of the plastic tips of your shoelaces a straight pin and a Bic pen.
7. Watch a DVD
8. Listen to a CD
9. Go around to all the offices and look at pictures of their families, make a new list of daughters, sisters, cousins you want to bang.
10. Explore the women's bathroom.
11. Make a pot of coffee just to see how long it takes to boil down to tar.
12. Play games online.
13. Go on a candy hunt
14. Search e-Bay for illegal substances
15. Try to freeze things with canned air then try to smash them like the liquid metal terminator.
16. Work on coming up with really good scams or practical jokes.
17. Go through people's desks to see if you can find liquor in any of them.
18. Open the bottom ends of all the boxes of pens and pencils in the office supply closet.
19. Digitally edit photos of monkeys to hold knives/swords
20. Create a fictional background of said photos including names and upbringings of said monkeys.
21. In a large company, there are parties in one department or another almost everyday, check the department fridges for leftover pizza/goodies.
22. Read magazines/websites/books at work.
23. Create large scale fantastic delusions of grandeur.
24. Check for porn in the internet cache of people who leave their systems logged in.
25. Take revenge against people who you don't like. For instance, tape an anchovy under their desk. Their office will smell like ass.
26. Hoard all of the good office supplies, gel pens ink cartridges for home, anything you can sell to someone in the office.
27. Scavenger hunt, check the bulletin boards for lost items and see if you can find them.
28. Try to make the longest paperclip chain, or largest rubber band ball.
29. Put a bootable Linux CD in your boss' drive and watch him freak out the next morning.
30. Leave random voicemails for random people.
31. Try to determine who would win in a fight: place random people in the fights using prefixes such as undead and suffixes such as driving a mech.
32. Pretend like you're moving your car from the far end of the parking lot near the door so you can burn one.
33. Plan ahead to your next high school reunion, try to plot out a plan of attack, time will be limited you want to try and bang as many girls from high school that wouldn't talk to you as possible.
34. Come up with a plan of world domination.
35. Shoot down your own plans of world domination.
36. Try to find someplace where you can take a nap
37. Listen to the game on the radio
38. Stick a thumb tack into the eraser on a pencil stand it on your desk, attempt to shoot rubber bands off of the ceiling and down around the pencil.
39. Start a stop watch, wheel yourself in your chair into the elevator down to the bottom, or top floor to a set location and wheel yourself back work on a better time.
40. Super glue random objects together, use your imagination.
41. Change the speed dial on other peoples phones
42. Call the helpdesk and ask stupid questions.
43. Call the number on the back of your soda and ask them stupid questions. Ask them what they are wearing.
44. Inject boss' jellybeans with liquid stool softener
45. Balance your checkbook.
46. Think about how f***ed up you are going to get tonight.
47. Write a new constitution, with ridiculous amendments.
48. Get a mini basketball hoop and shoot around.
49. Shake up any soda in any company fridge.
50. Write a ridiculously long list of things to do while bored at work and post it online.
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