Things to do before you die?

[Italiaseagull]

Climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge, swim the Great Barrier Reef.

 

[BrightonBird]

Bloody hell, you're a bit randy today!

The cheek! (get it?)

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Kill a hen with your bare hands.

 

[fatbadger]

You should:

Have no regrets.
Travel widely.
Exapand your music collection honestly.

I want to:

Publish a book
Dick Angelina Jolie.
See Brighton in the Premiership.

Which is most likely

first three: impossible, easy, easy.

second three: difficult, highly unlikely, possible.

So, as a single unit, the second three are easiest because they are at least possible. So, enjoy your publishing career, don't come too quickly, and give ManUre some stick on the visit to Old Trafford.

 

[Marc]

No one dick, one tongue and 8 fingers and two thumbs, and 10 toes.

you forgot the sideburns even though you said you shaved them they are still there...I swear it

 

[Italiaseagull]

you forgot the sideburns even though you said you shaved them they are still there...I swear it

The sideburns will be back trust me!

You seem to have completly mis-quoted me. I never mentioned tongues and toes.

 

[watsongooal]

Make love to a live Walrus.

Run Naked around Bristol Zoo

Have Breast Implants (too see what its like)

Grow my teeth really long

Get off with Lilly Savage


Hmmm Cant belive I've told you all my fantasies

 

[Early Doors]

Pot the black!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Kill Uncle Ken with your bare hands.

You'll get life for that!

 

[Wez]

Play Trivial pursuit with the POPE.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

You'll get life for that!

Infamy, infamy! You've all got it in fo me! etc etc and so forth.

 

[watsongooal]

 

[Wez]

Learn to moonwalk just like the big MJ himself, then teach the pope to moonwalk. He got rythem dude. Oooowwwww!