[Misc] Things Nobody Said Ever

[1066familyman]

I really love the FLEXIBILITY that a zero hours contract gives me.

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Hold on - I haven't finished reading the Terms and Conditions yet."

 

[Badger]

"Peter Drury and Andy Townsend you say? I can't think of a better commentary team to really bring this match to life."

 

[Doonhamer7]

No Harry, don’t be stupid there be no family repercussions from airing our dirty laundry in public

 

[Eeyore]

'M23 Derby' that'll catch on.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Leekbrookgull hasn’t started a thread for weeks.

 

[TugWilson]

Here is a list of 50 benefits now that we have left the EU.

Is everything about leaving the EU with you , by the way like it or not your mate Boris is getting more right than wrong . As for 50 benefits , i think you`ll find there are already far more , and no i will not list them for you . Firstly ( and this is important ) i don`t care , secondly you don`t care because you`re too angry because it doesn`t suit you on a personal level .

Just be happy , we just tore up the highly overinflated never ending super taxed mega interest rated mortgage . And guess what , we can piss where we want to now , not when and where were told to .

 

[driller]

No your sister cannot join in.

 

[Tokyohands]

VAR is great, it's really improved the PL watching experience.

 

[Eeyore]

'Don't those icebergs look majestic darling, and we'll be in New York by tomorrow. We've saved so much money by coming third class'

 

[zefarelly]

I think it's great that we now have a Prime Minister in Boris Johnson who always fully answers the question asked rather than avoiding the question and just waffling.

As a politician, I like to respond with honesty and facts

 

[timbha]

Well played Carlton Palmer

 

[studio150]

Is everything about leaving the EU with you , by the way like it or not your mate Boris is getting more right than wrong . As for 50 benefits , i think you`ll find there are already far more , and no i will not list them for you . Firstly ( and this is important ) i don`t care , secondly you don`t care because you`re too angry because it doesn`t suit you on a personal level .

Just be happy , we just tore up the highly overinflated never ending super taxed mega interest rated mortgage . And guess what , we can piss where we want to now , not when and where were told to .

Have a great day

https://eand.co/how-britain-became-the-dumbest-society-in-the-world-e90431463924

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I wish I'd spent more time on NSC

 

[Bry Nylon]

“Oh good. It’s The Infinite Jukebox thread!”

 

[RossyG]

“I was unhappy with the outcome of the Brexit vote, but perhaps it’s best if I don’t shoehorn it into this completely unrelated thread.”

 

[The Clamp]

"I do not have a TV License"

"Can I have less cheese on that"?

"When will Vernon Kay make a comeback"?

 

[zefarelly]

Have a great day

https://eand.co/how-britain-became-the-dumbest-society-in-the-world-e90431463924

When I first read that post I honestly thought it was a joke, then my f**k-knuckled C0ckw0mble-ometer gauge went into the red. . .

 

[Bry Nylon]

“How much have I had to drink, officer? Probably 7 or 8 pints. Frankly I’m amazed I got out the pub car park without crashing.”

 

[zefarelly]

I'll just have a little toot and save the rest.