These Nigerian? frauds have started again

[bha100]

Can anyone help Mr Bongo, you need to keep it top secret

Attention
I am Mr. Natty Bongo, Staff of a Bank in Lome Togo. Indicate your interest to
receive the transfer of (US$9.5Million) 50% for me and 50% for you. You will
stand as the next of kin to our late customer whose account is Currently
dormant,I advise you to keep this as a "top secret" as I am still in service
and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you
If you accept my offer I will need the following information below to commence
the process.
YOUR FULL NAME//........
NATIONALITY//...............
CELL PHONE N°//..........
EMAIL:..........
For further clarification reply back at my private Email: (nattybog@live.
com)
Yours faithfully
Mr. Natty Bongo

 

[hitony]

Looks reasonable enough request to me, do you have the email address since I feel I might be able to help them out of this unfortunate situation.

To late she already has my e mail address and bank details, I am just waiting for the 20% to be deposited told th boss to shove his job today as well as I won't be needing it anymore

 

[hitony]

Can anyone help Mr Bongo, you need to keep it top secret

Attention
I am Mr. Natty Bongo, Staff of a Bank in Lome Togo. Indicate your interest to
receive the transfer of (US$9.5Million) 50% for me and 50% for you. You will
stand as the next of kin to our late customer whose account is Currently
dormant,I advise you to keep this as a "top secret" as I am still in service
and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you
If you accept my offer I will need the following information below to commence
the process.
YOUR FULL NAME//........
NATIONALITY//...............
CELL PHONE N°//..........
EMAIL:..........
For further clarification reply back at my private Email: (nattybog@live.
com)
Yours faithfully
Mr. Natty Bongo

Details on its way!!! it really is my lucky day today eh!!!

 

[happypig]

The russian dating scammers can be good for getting pictures sent :


But nothing's as good as getting some dopey Nigerian scammer to pose for a stupid photo :



(The last one, he's painted his head and hands with red paint)

 

[bha100]

Details on its way!!! it really is my lucky day today eh!!!

 

[hitony]

Strange............all the money in my bank account seems to have disappeared .............................Doh........must be an administration error!!!

 

[Pinkie Brown]

They most certainly haven't gone away. I received an offer I simply couldn't refuse from Lagos's answer to Arthur Daley only this morning:

NIGERIA CUSTOMS SERVICE:THE AUCTIONING OF IMPOUNDED CARS HAS COMMENCED
We deal in all cars, you can also make a request for the vehicle you want to purchase and also your budget for any vehicle, we shall call you back to inform you about it.
we have these cars for sale right now.
TOYOTA SIENNA 2002-2009 (450,000-600,000)
HIGH LANDER 2005 - 2006 (N750,000)
HONDA CRV 1998 - 2001 (N450,000)
TOYOTA COROLLA 2003 - 2006 (N400,000)
TOYOTA MATRIX 2005 - 2006 (N550,000)
TOYOTA ALVALLON 2001-2010 (N350,000)
NISSAN XTERA 2002 (N400,000)
HONDA ACCORD 2003 (N350,000)
HONDA ACCORD 2004 (N400,000)
HONDA ACCORD 2001 (N350,000)
TOYOTA COROLLA 1998 (300,000)
MERCEDES-BENZ M500 (N600,000)
TOYOTA HI-ACE 2000 - 2006 (N850,000)
TOYOTA CAMRY 1998-2010 (N400,000)
LEZUS RX 2005 (N600,000)
NISSAN PATHFINDER 2000 - 2010 (N700,000)
call CUSTOM douglas OSASUNWEN
Tell:08157789644

I've been down to my local corner shop and sent a Western Union cash wire to 'Douglas'. In a few weeks, my nice little runner will be shipped over.

 

[bha100]

Strange............all the money in my bank account seems to have disappeared .............................Doh........must be an administration error!!!

No im sure you will be ok, Mr Bongo will sometime soon deposit your share of the $9.5, he just needs time.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I had one of those emails informing me how I could get a 14" penis. Why do they think I want to pay money to have my manhood made smaller?

 

[bha100]

They most certainly haven't gone away. I received an offer I simply couldn't refuse from Lagos's answer to Arthur Daley only this morning:

NIGERIA CUSTOMS SERVICE:THE AUCTIONING OF IMPOUNDED CARS HAS COMMENCED
We deal in all cars, you can also make a request for the vehicle you want to purchase and also your budget for any vehicle, we shall call you back to inform you about it.
we have these cars for sale right now.
TOYOTA SIENNA 2002-2009 (450,000-600,000)
HIGH LANDER 2005 - 2006 (N750,000)
HONDA CRV 1998 - 2001 (N450,000)
TOYOTA COROLLA 2003 - 2006 (N400,000)
TOYOTA MATRIX 2005 - 2006 (N550,000)
TOYOTA ALVALLON 2001-2010 (N350,000)
NISSAN XTERA 2002 (N400,000)
HONDA ACCORD 2003 (N350,000)
HONDA ACCORD 2004 (N400,000)
HONDA ACCORD 2001 (N350,000)
TOYOTA COROLLA 1998 (300,000)
MERCEDES-BENZ M500 (N600,000)
TOYOTA HI-ACE 2000 - 2006 (N850,000)
TOYOTA CAMRY 1998-2010 (N400,000)
LEZUS RX 2005 (N600,000)
NISSAN PATHFINDER 2000 - 2010 (N700,000)
call CUSTOM douglas OSASUNWEN
Tell:08157789644

I've been down to my local corner shop and sent a Western Union cash wire to 'Douglas'. In a few weeks, my nice little runner will be shipped over.

Sleep easy Doug is one of the good guys, this is the car i got from him

 

[middletoenail]

One of my previous and most favourite jobs was working for CIFAS. The amount of shit I had to deal with from West African fraud gangs was unreal!

 

[Pevenseagull]

Vaguely remember? It was you...

no, I was the one who swapped the family cow for some magic beans

 

[bha100]

I had one of those emails informing me how I could get a 14" penis. Why do they think I want to pay money to have my manhood made smaller?

That sounds very much like a weapon of mass destruction. Ban ki moon is on the case.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Has anyone received this one?

Albion fans can register their interest for 1901 Club seats...

The club has released more 1901 Club seats in the recently-developed south-west corner of the Amex, and supporters are invited to register their interest for the corporate club.The 1901 Club has been a success since the American Express Community Stadium opened last year and its quality has been recognised on the big stage after it was named the Best New Sporting Venue following its inaugural season.

Members can enjoy top quality lounges for socialising before the game, the best brilliantly positioned seats to enjoy the game and access to the lounge post-match as well. This is also the last opportunity to join the 1901 Club until 2016.

The club will be hosting private presentations and exclusive viewings of the new south-west development and would be delighted if you could attend, should you be interested in joining the 1901 Club.

Please register your interest by calling 0845 504 1901 or e-mail 1901club@bhafc.co.uk.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Has anyone received this one?

Albion fans can register their interest for 1901 Club seats...

The club has released more 1901 Club seats in the recently-developed south-west corner of the Amex, and supporters are invited to register their interest for the corporate club.The 1901 Club has been a success since the American Express Community Stadium opened last year and its quality has been recognised on the big stage after it was named the Best New Sporting Venue following its inaugural season.

Members can enjoy top quality lounges for socialising before the game, the best brilliantly positioned seats to enjoy the game and access to the lounge post-match as well. This is also the last opportunity to join the 1901 Club until 2016.

The club will be hosting private presentations and exclusive viewings of the new south-west development and would be delighted if you could attend, should you be interested in joining the 1901 Club.

Please register your interest by calling 0845 504 1901 or e-mail 1901club@bhafc.co.uk.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Has anyone received this one?

Albion fans can register their interest for 1901 Club seats...

The club has released more 1901 Club seats in the recently-developed south-west corner of the Amex, and supporters are invited to register their interest for the corporate club.The 1901 Club has been a success since the American Express Community Stadium opened last year and its quality has been recognised on the big stage after it was named the Best New Sporting Venue following its inaugural season.

Members can enjoy top quality lounges for socialising before the game, the best brilliantly positioned seats to enjoy the game and access to the lounge post-match as well. This is also the last opportunity to join the 1901 Club until 2016.

The club will be hosting private presentations and exclusive viewings of the new south-west development and would be delighted if you could attend, should you be interested in joining the 1901 Club.

Please register your interest by calling 0845 504 1901 or e-mail 1901club@bhafc.co.uk.

hisrighteousnessthegoodkingbarber@bebo.com

 

[Garage_Doors]

What's stopping you just keeping the whole lot rather than just 20%?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I think you were Nigerian with $3.5m you would probably be kidnapped raped and killed.

Why? Almost all of Nigeria have a few million in the bank. Do you not read your emails?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

From the original post, strikes me that $3,500,000 is hardly worth getting out of bed for. Most of what I get is at least three times that.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I have just received this. Never seen this approach before. It was in my Spam folder, b ut I always like to look at them for a laugh...... but without opening any attachments!!!!



INTERNATIONAL POLICE AUTHORITY UNITED STATES SECTION




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INTERNATIONAL POLICE AUTHORITY UNITED STATES SECTION (INTERPOL)
Region No. 2 New York City
P.O. Box 804 Knickerbocker Station
New York City, New York 10002-0804 USA


We, office of the international police authority (IPA) hereby write to
inform you that we caught a diplomatic lady called Mrs. Vernon Wallace at
(John F Kennedy International Airport) here in New York with a consignment
box filed with United State Dollars.


Meanwhile, base on our interview to the diplomat she said that the
consignment box belongs to you, that she was sent by SIR EDMUND JAMES to
deliver the consignment box to your doorstep not knowing that the content
of the box is money. The diplomat also said that her first transit in the
state was at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Ohio. Now,
the diplomat is under detention in the office of (IPA) security, and we
cannot release her until we carry out our proper investigation on how this
huge amount of money managed to be yours before we will release her with
the box.. So, in this regards you are to reassure and prove to us that the
money you are about to receive is legal by sending us the Award Ownership
Certificate showing that the money is not illegal.


Note, that the Award Ownership Certificate must to be secured from the
office of the senate president in Nigeria, because that is the only office
that will issue you the original Award Ownership Certificate of this
funds, this is because the fund originated from Nigeria
You are advised to forward immediately the Award Ownership Certificate if
you have it with you, but if you did not have it we will urge you to
contact back the sender of the diplomat to help you secure the Award
Ownership Certificate if at all you do not have it.


Below is the contact information of the person that sent the diplomat:


Name: Sir Edmund James

Email: edmund-james@consultant.com


Furthermore, we are giving you only but 3 working business days to forward
the requested Award Ownership Certificate. Please note that we shall get
back to you after the 3 working business days, that if you didn’t come up
with the certificate we shall confiscate the funds into World Bank account
then charge you for money laundering, but if you forward the Award
Ownership Certificate then we will release diplomat with your consignment
box also gives you every back up on the money.



Thanks for your understanding and co-operation



Yours Truly,
I.P.A REGION NO:2
DCP. DOUGLAS H. KING (INTERPOL)
CC: DR EDMOND JAMES
Cc: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI).
CC: CIA
CC: Deputy Commissioner,
U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
David V. Aguilar.
CBP Headquarters 1300 Pennsylvania Ave., N.W.
Room 3.4A Washington, DC 20229