There's something in my bin !

[Meade's Ball]

The Crazy Frog is just crazy enough to hide in a man's bin. Is it wearing a helmet?

 

[Gritt23]

ask her to have a look ?? good conversation starter!!

Hmm, I don't like the sound of my opening line though,

"I just a big girls blouse, and while we are on the subject, wow look at the contents of yours."

Whereas, Tinx may just be onto something there. I couldn't "just pick it up" of course, there's a frog in it man! But I could put a file on top, and nervously carry it, while holding the file tightly on the top.

I will have to wait until the area is clear, as I would look a tad odd, if people were watching me.

Incidentally, the bin has gone quiet now, I think it's having a sleep.

 

[Shegull]

Beware the frogs !!!!!

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13408976,00.html

 

[bhaexpress]

Never picked up a frog ? With all these langauge students here ?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

NSC Gold!

 

[tedebear]

has the issue resolved itself??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could be a hedgehog that fell out of a tree.

You should call it Russell.

 

[bhaexpress]

Why don't you just tell this creature to hop it ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

get one of those cans of compressed air you use to clean the keyboard.

The things I learn off NSC !

There are cans of compressed air that can be used to clean keyboards?

Amazing. I've always used coffee.

 

[bhaexpress]

Damn ? Have I ever done support at your place ?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

mybe one of those big elephant beetles with the pincers on its head??

yeah ,I saw one of those last year,vicious bastards,nearly had my leg off.

 

[Gritt23]

has the issue resolved itself??

Literally, in the last few minutes.


Lunchtime arrives, and the accounts office clears out, so my chance had arrived.

I've got one of those big (roughly A3 size) jotter pads on my desk, so that was perfect to put on top of the bin, to prevent whatever it was from escaping. I nervously slid that on top.

From there, I was feeling rather more comfortable as It held the pad on the top, and lifted the bin up. I then carried it out of my office and into the accounts office (my doorway opens on the accounts office). I then put the bin down at Rebecca's desk (our rather lovely temp), removed my pad, and ran back into my office, with her bin instead.

About 15 mins later she returns, as does Prem (my faithful assistant) both armed with their lunch. All is fine, until Rebecca finishes some of her lunch and goes to throw it in the bin,

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, shit, f***, sorry, ahhhhhhhh."
"What, what's wrong" asks Prem
"My bin, there's a frog in my bin" she screams, now shaking like a leaf.

"What's the matter?" I calmly ask as I walk into my doorway.
"There's a frog in her bin" says Prem.
"So? What harm is a frog gonna do to you love?" I say casually, almost laughing.
"I hate frogs." replies, a shaking Rebecca.
"Prem, can you deal with it? Come in here and calm down." I say, offering a consoling arm around her shoulders, as I lead her into my office.

She has just gone back to her desk after sitting in with me for about 15 mins. All shaking, and slightly perspiring, in her crisp little white blouse, where just one more undone button would completely reveal her heaving bussom. It was a particularly marvellous sight at first when she was breathing very hard.

"I feel dizzy" she said, breathing very heavingly.
I literally had to bite my tongue not to suggest she put her head between her knees for a minute or so.

Marvellous scenes all round.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Literally, in the last few minutes.

.... I then put the bin down at Rebecca's desk (our rather lovely temp), removed my pad, and ran back into my office, with her bin instead.

"I feel dizzy" she said, breathing very heavingly.
I literally had to bite my tongue not to suggest she put her head between her knees for a minute or so....

Can I volunteer to put my head between the legs of the "rather lovely temp" for a minute or so then?

 

[tedebear]

Marvellous scenes all round.

well done !

 

[Gritt23]

well done !

Thanks. It could hardly have worked out better.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

But what about the ARMADILLO?

Nobody seems to give a f*** for its feelings now that all attention is on Rebecca.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Literally, in the last few minutes.


Lunchtime arrives, and the accounts office clears out, so my chance had arrived.

I've got one of those big (roughly A3 size) jotter pads on my desk, so that was perfect to put on top of the bin, to prevent whatever it was from escaping. I nervously slid that on top.

From there, I was feeling rather more comfortable as It held the pad on the top, and lifted the bin up. I then carried it out of my office and into the accounts office (my doorway opens on the accounts office). I then put the bin down at Rebecca's desk (our rather lovely temp), removed my pad, and ran back into my office, with her bin instead.

About 15 mins later she returns, as does Prem (my faithful assistant) both armed with their lunch. All is fine, until Rebecca finishes some of her lunch and goes to throw it in the bin,

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, shit, f***, sorry, ahhhhhhhh."
"What, what's wrong" asks Prem
"My bin, there's a frog in my bin" she screams, now shaking like a leaf.

"What's the matter?" I calmly ask as I walk into my doorway.
"There's a frog in her bin" says Prem.
"So? What harm is a frog gonna do to you love?" I say casually, almost laughing.
"I hate frogs." replies, a shaking Rebecca.
"Prem, can you deal with it? Come in here and calm down." I say, offering a consoling arm around her shoulders, as I lead her into my office.

She has just gone back to her desk after sitting in with me for about 15 mins. All shaking, and slightly perspiring, in her crisp little white blouse, where just one more undone button would completely reveal her heaving bussom. It was a particularly marvellous sight at first when she was breathing very hard.

"I feel dizzy" she said, breathing very heavingly.
I literally had to bite my tongue not to suggest she put her head between her knees for a minute or so.

Marvellous scenes all round.

Literally quite marvellous mate. Any chance of a photo of the lovely temp, so we can make up our own minds?

 

[H2O]

Top work!!!
So where is the frog at this stage

 

[Gritt23]

Top work!!!
So where is the frog at this stage

Nowhere near me, and most certainly not in my bin. That's all I'm worried about.

 

[Gritt23]

Literally quite marvellous mate. Any chance of a photo of the lovely temp, so we can make up our own minds?

Can't really see how I could manage that, without just sounding like a perv.