There's gonna be a fight in a minute

[Hiney]

Our daughter came home from school and said that one of her classmate's Mums told her to f*** off. They live acroSs the road from us so it's all ready to go off.

This woman has a history of slightly strange behaviour but Mrs Hiney's on the warpath and is NOT to be messed with

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[CHAPPERS]

Get involved, Hiney. We can hit women nowadays, what with equal opportunities and all.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

G'wan Mrs Hiney!!!

Give us a round-by-round commentary!

 

[Titanic]

Nice area you live in, Hiney ?

 

[Cian]

Handbags at dawn (well, dusk more like)?

 

[Kryten]

what's the latest?

 

[Rougvie]

You cant beat a bit of female hair pulling.

er, i'll be back in a minute

 

[JJ McClure]

Are the two ladies in question now grapling with each other and rolling around in the mud

 

[On the Left Wing]

Get involved, Hiney. We can hit women nowadays, what with equal opportunities and all.

Na ... get upstairs and watch them slag it out from the safety of a bedroom window!!!!

You could always video it for Christmas viewing!!!

How big is her husband?

 

[Biscuit]

Southampton?

Call Turkey in. He'll straighten things out.

 

[Hiney]

Waiting for her to come home but one of the other Mums is threatening to join us and give her a good shoeing

Come on!!!!!

 

[Kryten]

have you got the video camera ready?

 

[looney]

Chavs?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Waiting for her to come home but one of the other Mums is threatening to join us and give her a good shoeing

Come on!!!!!

We need photos Hiney ... post em here!!!

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Chavs?

 

[fatboy]

You got a webcam?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Chavs?

They're probably donning their burberrys and shell suits as we speak!!!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

You got a webcam?

You just can't help yourself can you. Pervert.

 

[Parson Henry]

Nice area you live in, Hiney ?

Surely not in Brighton is it?

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Someone call Meridian, they are bound to want to cover this.

"and coming up later, football from the weekend plus live coverage of Urban Housewives Tag Team wrestling from the streets of Southampton".