There was an old lady from Ealing............how did the rest of it go?

[diggs]

There was a young man from Dundee
Who walked into a grocers named Lee
He said "If you please, have you any nob cheese"
Said the grocer "I'll skin back and see"

 

[garethlewes]

There was a young lady of Bude
Who went for a swim in a lake
A man in a punt
Stuck his oar in her ear
And said "You can't swim here, it's private"

Surely its
There was a young lady of Bude
Who went for a swim in the nude
A man in a punt
Stuck his oar in her c**t
And said "You can't swim here, it's private"

 

[Albalbion]

There was a young man from Kent
Who's tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble he stuffed it in double
And instead of coming he went

firemandan

 

[Garage_Doors]

There was a man from Nantucket.
Who's cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin , as he wiped his chin.
If my ear was a **** i could f*** it.

 

[drew]

Ahem, this might fail the limerick test .....

 

[Garage_Doors]

Mary had a little lamb
It was full of fun and frolics.
It followed to school one day.
so she kicked it the bollocks.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Boy stood on the burning deck.
Eating red hot scallops.
One rolled down his trouser leg.
Completely missed his bollocks.

 

[chops]

"There was a young fireman so bold
His cock into a hussy did fold
His relationship grew rockier
He was bashed by a Nokia
And now he's in NSC Gold."

firemandan

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

One day, while mixing rose madder
Titian's model ascended a ladder
Her position, to Titian
Suggest coition
So he nipped up the ladder and 'ad 'er