The "You're too ugly to be gay" chant

[Boycee]

...is weird, and Hull's response summed it up - "you what, you what you what etc".

How about: you sound like you're gay,you sound like you're gay, come out the closet, you sound like you're gay (to the tune of"I wanna go home...etc)
Or even... "come down to Brighton, you sound like you're gay"

No homophobia intended, just a better response to "we can see you holding hands" etc.

I await NSC approval...

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I await NSC approval...

Denied.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

:fail:

 

[StonehamPark]

Why can't we just sing 'girls just wanna have fun', purely to antagonise the oxygen deprived homophobic away fans?

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Oh! another song to the tune of Sloop John B, I think we could do with one more of those!

 

[Wozza]

...is weird, and Hull's response summed it up - "you what, you what you what etc".

You're too thick to understand.

 

[Palace 'n' proud]

Why can't we just sing 'girls just wanna have fun', purely to antagonise the oxygen deprived homophobic away fans?

That is as funny as f***. You lot may just have a sense of humour.

 

[Working class pride]

Crickey, I have heard of having to explain some jokes but blimey!

 

[Acker79]

Wasn't it suggested, possibly agreed, that we would start responding with YMCA?

 

[Sussex on Leith]

"You're too ugly..." is probably my favourite football chant, or at least my favourite football retort - if it goes over the head of the one-joke bigots who start the "does your boyfriend" chants in the first place, then that makes it better still.

 

[hitony]

Why can't we just sing 'girls just wanna have fun', purely to antagonise the oxygen deprived homophobic away fans?

I actually found that very funny

 

[StonehamPark]

I actually found that very funny

Why so surprised? I can be funny sometimes, just look at my weekly score predictions.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think the best response to gay chants was at millwall several years ago...........two quite fat skinheads (i think) MINCED down the stairs holding hands

there was nearly a riot in the millwall end

 

[StonehamPark]

Anyone seen Sacha Baron Cohens film, Bruno?
The part where (straight Dave) he's fighting in the steel cage match then starts to get intimate with his opponent in Texas of all places! So funny..

 

[7:18]

i think the best response to gay chants was at millwall several years ago...........two quite fat skinheads (i think) MINCED down the stairs holding hands

there was nearly a riot in the millwall end

that was brilliant

 

[T soprano]

I think on our travels we come up with a few good retorts , Bristol city away last year " whose the wanker in the red whose the wanker in the red " about 100 Bristol lads all wearing red shirts looking bemused at each other wondering who we where chanting about .

 

[T soprano]

Followed by" were gay and were beating you " at millwall and "1-0 to the batty boys 1-0 to the batty boys "

 

[Seagull1989]

One chant , can't remember where now, possibly Southampton when crofts scored towards the end , was "we just f***ed you up the arse"

Anyway seeing as a sloop John B song has been mentioned what has happened to Richard Reynolds Haircut he always use to be first to comment on new chants , especially those involving sloop John B songs

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Anyway seeing as a sloop John B song has been mentioned what has happened to Richard Reynolds Haircut he always use to be first to comment on new chants , especially those involving sloop John B songs

He was rumbled for being another account of a poster, but the true identity was never revealed.

 

[Telford Seagull]

Away at leeds waa great this year. I remember them singing something like 'do you take it, do you take it, do you tale it up the arse?!' and we responded with 'your f***ing curious, your fuckin curious' and they were just speechless to that response!