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The "well done Palace" thread
- Thread starter Leighgull
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we-8-brighton
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- Feb 5, 2011
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PMSL "excuse me officer there's some wuffians making a waket and putting my son off"
Mackenzie
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Most of the best teams come from deprived areas. I'm surprised that palarse haven't won the Champions League yet.
The Last Dodo
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- Mar 25, 2014
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According to some of your lot on here aren't you supposed to win it first?
Mackenzie
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The GDP of Sussex is proving a barrier. No such worries in Croydump.
Murray and Chamakh wouldn't, as we only play one striker and Ulloa is basically a super powered version of Murray.
CPFC G
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- Dec 24, 2011
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Will this 'super powered' version of Glenn get 31 goals this season?
The Last Dodo
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- Mar 25, 2014
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Well that and the fact that you're not very good.
- Jul 7, 2003
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Did Glenn get 31 goals the season before last?
No,but I'm sure he will get to 38 goals before 88 games.
Exactly. They're a small, tinpot club playing their fixtures in the local Sainsbury's car park. If it wasn't for those dreadful and embarrassing ultras they'd almost be the antithesis of modern football. With that team of misfits, no-hopers and rejects (including the manager) they had no right to survive in the Prem let alone finish in mid-table, and all those who say they hate modern football should applaud their achievement.
I'm not going to though. Lucky *******s.
No, seriously, well done. Hopefully though this will be their high-water mark and next season they'll get ideas above their station. They'll expect to at least match this finish and if they don't they'll get all frustrated that they haven't 'kicked on'. They'll panic, overspend and go bust. Properly bust this time and be made to reform and start again at the bottom of the pyramid. Ahh, I can dream.
Se20
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- Oct 3, 2012
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The amazing thing is that they've scored 28 goals in 35 matches and are 11th. Pulis has made them tighter at the back than Teresa May stuck in a lift pull of asylum seekers.
Leighgull
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- Dec 27, 2012
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We were taking the piss when you were looking likely to get to Christmas with zero points. It is a fact that Pulis seems to have woven twin threads of genius. One, he seems to have convinced a bunch of average journeymen into a team who seem to have believed themselves out of the toilet and two, he seems to have made it a contractural must that your ludicrous chairman and twitter-monger Parrish shut his stupid mouth before he caused the club to implode with his anti fan tirades and Ill thought through utterances.
That was when I stopped pissing myself with laughter everytime you clowns were mentioned. The comedy element was what really kept my interest. Now you're a proper team competing with the best.
No fun anymore.
Se20
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Crucially, we now have one of the tightest defences in the league.
Since Newcastle away, the shackles have come off and we are scoring regularly, but still not conceding many.
But your still crystal palace playing at the dump called shithurst.you have had a great season so why are all the palace twats on nst?
Pulis has done an absolutely remarkable job. He is slightly fortunate that teams such as Cardiff, Sunderland, Fulham, Norwich and West Brom have all been involved in a pathetic race to the bottom. However, to beat the likes of Chelsea and Everton recently was evidence of a decent team in the making. To be honest, I'm not sure Palace would want many of our current First XI.....if by some miracle we were to go up, we'd need some serious strengthening.