The Wayne Bridge jokes start here.....

[misterspatch]

Paddy power:

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

That is not a joke though. Is it ?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Just wait until people remember, or find out, that we're playing Chelsea in a friendly!

 

[User removed 4]

Will be interesting if they both play in the friendly!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Will be interesting if they both play in the friendly!

Will Terry not be in court ? I'm not sure when it starts - I thought it was July sometime.

 

[misterspatch]

another, and he's also trending on Twitter, good publicity for the club.

 

[Albumen]

Lets hope Terry's judge has the last laugh. Send him down.

 

[Stat Brother]

Will Terry go sniffing round Bridge's boyfriend?

 

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He has singed his deal? should be more careful when setting things alight

 

[misterspatch]

Will Terry go sniffing round Bridge's boyfriend?

So you're saying the 19th sexiest woman in the world according to FHM looks like a boy?

 

[Simster]

Oh posh spice is a slapper
and shags around a smidge
And when she's shagging John Terry
she thinks of Wayney BRIDGE

 

[Stat Brother]

So you're saying the 19th sexiest woman in the world according to FHM looks like a boy?

No you peanut.
I'm saying now Bridge is a Brighton player, he must have a boyfriend, cos we is all gay.

 

[Oscar]

No you peanut.
I'm saying now Bridge is a Brighton player, he must have a boyfriend, cos we is all gay.

Bitch :safeway:

 

[misterspatch]

Ah yes, sorry forgot about that

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she stores bloke in a fridge,
But when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Wayne Bridge

Or ?

 

[Pinkie Brown]

A headline could be: "Bridging Loan for Wayne"

I claim copyright for that one.

 

[edna krabappel]

A headline could be: "Bridging Loan for Wayne"

I claim copyright for that one.

I suppose it's a bit more positive than "A Bridge Too Far".

 

[pork pie]

Lets hope Terry's judge has the last laugh. Send him down.

If he gets sent down for the alleged comments, our jails would be full. Best left empty for real criminals in my opinion.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I suppose it's a bit more positive than "A Bridge Too Far".

Or "A Bridge Over Troubled Water".

 

[pork pie]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she stores bloke in a fridge,
But when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Wayne Bridge

Or ?

I thought Bridge got young fit birds? At least that is what my sons said.