[Misc] The Ultimate NSC Insult Kit

[Eeyore]

In an attempt to make the abusive nature of the internet more worthy, I happened across the Shakespearean insult table. We are mindful how online abuse has got out of hand, so why not make your insults a badge of quotable honour whilst by-passing all filters.

Better to be droning beef-witted maggot pie than a ****.

The Bear Pit would be a decent visit then.

 

[Jack Straw]

"My olde man, sayeth be a Palace fan, I sayeth begone with you, testicles, thou art a spleeny swag-bellied pigeon-egg."

 

[Eeyore]

"My olde man, sayeth be a Palace fan, I sayeth begone with you, testicles, thou art a spleeny swag-bellied pigeon-egg."

If only NSC was around in 1590.

 

[Taybha]

I guess this has to go with a NSC poster so I'll do the OP first


Paunchy Bat Fowling Fustilarian

 

[SeagullinExile]

Oh my...i could have hours of fun with this!

 

[Bodian]

Not sure you can beat cockwomble and wankpuffin really!

 

[GT49er]

So where is 'woke'?

I always thought Shakespeare was a bit rubbish and not really with the vibe ..................

 

[AmexRuislip]

Valorous fusty sussex by the flote,
valorous fusty sussex by the flote
oh we're going up
to winneth the cuppeth
f'r sussex by the flote.....

 

[Eeyore]

So where is 'woke'?

I always thought Shakespeare was a bit rubbish and not really with the vibe ..................

Thou woke folly-fallen lewdster.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Yeasty rump fed strumpet........I think I dated her when I was younger

 

[pastafarian]

So where is 'woke'?

I always thought Shakespeare was a bit rubbish and not really with the vibe ..................

fawning flap-mouthed foot-licker

 

[GT49er]

Thou woke folly-fallen lewdster.

Reluctantly impressed if genuine! Sauce?

fawning flap-mouthed foot-licker

Huh?