[News] The tragic return of the mullet and tash

[Guinness Boy]

Couldn’t help but notice recently that some of the young ‘uns are taking to a fashion statement that was once the rightly ridiculed preserve of German / Welsh/ Eastern European footballers, psychos like Begbie and people named “Chuck”.

Kids, this is how is ultimately ends. Get yourselves to a Turkish Crimper pronto.

 

[The Fits]

Bristol has, supposedly, the highest proportion of Public School kids of any university city/town. Presumably because they don't have the quotas of Oxbridge. Certain parts of town now resemble a 1980s Aussie cricket tour. It's a look totally embraced by the rugger boys. Bizarre.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Couldn’t help but notice recently that some of the young ‘uns are taking to a fashion statement that was once the rightly ridiculed preserve of German / Welsh/ Eastern European footballers, psychos like Begbie and people named “Chuck”.

Kids, this is how is ultimately ends. Get yourselves to a Turkish Crimper pronto.

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For some of us, back of the head and upper lip are just about the only places left which hair's willing to grow out of.

 

[Guinness Boy]

For some of us, back of the head and upper lip are just about the only places left which hair's willing to grow out of.

For me it’s the ears and arsehole

 

[Springal]

Also infected cricket

https://x.com/sussexccc/status/1690664673241120768?s=46&t=BLHOxiqws0cu0zAv93k92Q

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

For me it’s the ears and arsehole

Physical impossibility, a hole is nothing so therefore nothing can grow from it. Now if you said 'arse around the hole' that'd be a different matter.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Physical impossibility, a hole is nothing so therefore nothing can grow from it. Now if you said 'arse around the hole' that'd be a different matter.

Pedant.

*sulks*

 

[A mex eyecan]

For some of us, back of the head and upper lip are just about the only places left which hair's willing to grow out of.

nostrils and ears, don’t forget nostrils and ears

 

[Klaas]

Don't know about the mullets but have definitely noticed a return of a very dodgy looking 80s tache. I can usually see what it is about some fashion statements that people like, even if it's not my cup of tea, but this one just screams sex pest.

 

[WATFORD zero]

What do you mean 'tragic'. Mullet and Tash defined some of my finest years

 

[sydney]

For some of us, back of the head and upper lip are just about the only places left which hair's willing to grow out of.

ears and nose by the time you hit 60.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't know about the mullets but have definitely noticed a return of a very dodgy looking 80s tache. I can usually see what it is about some fashion statements that people like, even if it's not my cup of tea, but this one just screams sex pest.

Hilarious prevalence of both in Aussie No-Rules Football. You'd like to think their Significant Other would maybe have a word. But apparently not

 

[Farehamseagull]

I asked my barber about this a little while ago and she said it was inspired by Stranger Things?

 

[Petunia]

Hilarious prevalence of both in Aussie No-Rules Football. You'd like to think their Significant Other would maybe have a word. But apparently not

It almost seems to be obligatory Have managed to talk the grandson out of one so far……..

 

[AmexRuislip]

Couldn’t help but notice recently that some of the young ‘uns are taking to a fashion statement that was once the rightly ridiculed preserve of German / Welsh/ Eastern European footballers, psychos like Begbie and people named “Chuck”.

Kids, this is how is ultimately ends. Get yourselves to a Turkish Crimper pronto.

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As you're most probably aware that Jaywick and Uxbridge are twinned, then you'll understand there's gangs of these types roaming the streets at night.
Causing chaos with the fashionable trendies entering clubs and eateries.

For the record I'm only hairy on arms and legs, none on the knuckles, as all worn off

 

[BrightonCottager]

My 17yo daughter tells me this look is over among the more discerning BHASVIC cool dudes (or whatever the 2023 version of cool dudes is).

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Hilarious prevalence of both in Aussie No-Rules Football. You'd like to think their Significant Other would maybe have a word. But apparently not

Having a word, falls on deaf ears especially my other half with his Rasputin hirsute appearance.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For some of us, back of the head and upper lip are just about the only places left which hair's willing to grow out of.

No whistle from a hairy nostril? Hamster-free ears? Shiny sack and crack?

Saves on grooming time I would imagine.

 

[albionalex]

Also infected cricket

https://x.com/sussexccc/status/1690664673241120768?s=46&t=BLHOxiqws0cu0zAv93k92Q

Spotted him and Carson at the game yesterday.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

No whistle from a hairy nostril? Hamster-free ears? Shiny sack and crack?

Saves on grooming time I would imagine.

For me it’s the ears and arsehole

nostrils and ears, don’t forget nostrils and ears

ears and nose by the time you hit 60.

Since you've all brought this up, yes I do also have hairs growing out of these holes as well. But the joke wouldn't have worked if I'd tacked on "Also my ears and nostrils look like I've got Sherwood f***ing Forest sticking out of them".
Not the arse though. Yet. Not that I've checked too closely.