The totally useless information thread

[Arthritic Toe]

There are more people alive today than have ever died.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Stumpy Tim is a drunken fool

Not touched a drop tonight mate - gonna ring your bird & introduce her to my football team in the next few days.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Stumpy Tim scored two goals in the first REMF game

dave the gaffer lasted two minutes of the first REMF game before being replaced in goal by Insider

 

[Dave the OAP]

dave the gaffer lasted two minutes of the first REMF game before being replaced in goal by Insider

....and he still suffers from the torn calf muscle he got in that game.

 

[Commander]

There are 162 games in a baseball season.

 

[El Presidente]

An elephant is the only animal with four knees

 

[Parson Henry]

Hollingbury and Hollingdean are two not very nice estates in Brighton.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

My cat's breath smells of cat food

 

[Parson Henry]

The Capoose viper, a native of the Cook Islands, is poisonous, albeit, its poison is so mild that all it does is render your sphincter muscle relaxed for two days thereby making you shit yourself without due cause.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

There are more people alive today than have ever died.

Actually not true I believe. 10% of all people that have ever lived are alive today.

 

[Trufflehound]

My freezer needs defrosting.

 

[Parson Henry]

Truffs freezer is not in his kitchen

 

[Easy 10]

A piece of string is twice the length of half of it.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

There is no I block at the Withdean Stadium

 

[Trufflehound]

Truffs freezer is not in his kitchen

Have you been at my secret frozen pizza stash?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

The letter J does not appear in the periodic table of elements.

Brilliant fact - ive just impressed all my housemates (one does chemistry!) with that!!!

 

[Parson Henry]

Trufflehound is a breed of dog from the wilds of Camberwell.

 

[Trufflehound]

Perry Milkins is Perry Como's secret love child.

 

[Trufflehound]

An elephant is the only animal with four knees

Not quite - you forgot about the pushme-pullyou.

 

[Easy 10]

The giraffe is the only animal capable of walking down stairs backwards.