The totally useless information thread

[Barrel of Fun]

got the FHM desk diary pad thing aswell

Unfortunately not, although now I want one.

I used the 100 things we didn't know this time last year on the BBC website.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

35% of people who use personal ads to get a date are already married.

Whereas

100% of people who call themselves 1066Seagull are Gay Homosexual Benders.

FACT

 

[Legend]

Pencils do not grow in trees

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

the literal translation for karaoke is 'empty orchestra'

 

[Bakesy]

We are all going to die

 

[dougdeep]

We are all going to die

Really?? I need a drink then!

 

[Normal Rob]

The letter J does not appear in the periodic table of elements.

 

[sams dad]

The indentation in the bottom of a horses hoof is called a frog,as is the indentation in the top of a housebrick.

 

[dougdeep]

Leon Knight can score goals when he is in the mood.

 

[Commander]

Americans eat enough tomato ketchup in a year to stretch to the moon and back twice

 

[Lander]

Your fingernails contain more bacteria then your toilet seat

 

[Commander]

Your fingernails contain more bacteria then your toilet seat

As does your chopping board

 

[Pigsy]

The average Channel Islander holds 50 directorships

 

[Stumpy Tim]

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Stumpy Tim scored two goals in the first REMF game

 

[Commander]

Stumpy Tim is a drunken fool

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

Erinsbrough is an anagram of Neighbours

erinsbrough has two Rs, neighbours has only one.

 

[Easy 10]

If you mix normal household yellow gloss paint with pickled onion vinegar, you should avoid dropping it on your carpets. This is because it smells unpleasant, and will probably stain permanently.

 

[dougdeep]

I like the odd beer.