The THIEVES thread - what have you nicked ?

[Easy 10]

When I was about 10, I stole a Star Bar once from Woolworths. It wasn't planned at all, and I don't really know why I did it except that the opportunity was there. I walked nonchalently along the sweets counter, whipped out a hand and stuffed the Star Bar in my Parka pocket. I was absolutely crapping myself as I walked out of the door, looking dead ahead all the way. Once I was out of the door, I ran all the way to the park, crouched in the bushes and quickly devoured the evidence. The thrill of having successfully acquired a FREE bar of chocolate greatly enhanced it's taste, and I remember guiltily thinking to myself that stolen sweets taste so much better than ones that were paid for. The whole ordeal left me as a quivering wreck though, and when I went home I could barely look my parents in the eye - I thought that somehow they'd know what I had done, that the guilt would be written all over my face. For days afterwards, whenever the phone rang or the doorbell went, I'd be shitting myself thinking it was the police. But I seem to have gotten away with it.

Sadly the whole experience put me off thieving for life, which is a shame as I seemed to have had a talent for it.

 

[caz99]

um a lipstick from boots, and i too shat myself and didn't not ever think of thieving again

 

[Easy 10]

Come on the rest of you. Own up.

 

[caz99]

i think everyone must have stolen something in their lives its a natural thing to do when your growing up. everyone tries it on

 

[Braders]

nope nothing

 

[Yorkie]

When I was a kid I used to nick sixpences out of a Dimple whisky jar that was in our house.

I got caught and got a thrashing and never did it again.

 

[rool]

I stole a pot noodle at what was the new keymarket in Ham Road Shoreham (Now Somerfield). I did it by just sort of hiding it behind my back at the checkout while paying for something else.

What I didn't check was that I was at the last checkout and that the two way mirror thingy was right behind me.

I decided there and then i wouldn't make a good thief and haven't nicked anything since

 

[Bozza]

Does leaving a restaurant without paying count as stealing?

If so - yes - Blind Lemon Alley when very drunk after a home game a couple of years back. Bizarrely, it wasn't intentional either. We were seated upstairs and we hadn't seen any waiting staff for a while so headed downstairs to pay. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, a waiter opened the door and gave it the "Good night, please come again" sort of thing. No-one said a word to each other we just filed out the door and, shortly after, broke into a sprint.

 

[Bozza]

Oh and one of those crushed chilli shakers they have in Pizza Hut. Wanted one for ages and my baby daughter provided the cover, literally. She must have been about 3 or 4 months old and was still in her car seat carry thing. When the coast was clear, I whipped the shaker from the table top and hid it in her carry thing under the blanket. Shortly after we made our escape. Had we been caught, I'd have blamed her. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime...

 

[lost in london]

A TV, video player, pension book and jewellery from some house in lewes. Wouldn't do it again though, it was a bit awkward having to tie up the old woman as she kept on hitting me whilst I was trying to unplug the telly.

 

[Donk the Seagull]

i nicked a mars bar and a bottle of fanta from the local happy shopper and i am always stealing money from my parents when they r out

 

[tedebear]

not really nicked but I borrowed Zef's socks yesterday - I just didn't have any clean ones but dont tell him.....I'll just wash them and put them back....

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, I've just remembered. Mrs Easy nicked a couple of half-pint Heineken glasses from the Cricketers last week. I drove the getaway car - does that make me an accessorie ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh, I've just remembered. Mrs Easy nicked a couple of half-pint Heineken glasses from the Cricketers last week. I drove the getaway car - does that make me an accessorie ?

No, that would make you an accessory.

 

[Blackadder]

Does paper/pens/phone calls from work count?

 

[Lammy]

My house is kitted out with loads of nicked glasses from pubs! My favourite being my (bigger than a pint) Hoegarden glass from Belgium

 

[Easy 10]

No, that would make you an accessory.

Ahh, thanks for clearing that up.

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

I think the club shop should be told about this thread - you're all barred from now on, you light fingered thieving scumbags !

Now get back off to Whitehawk, the lot of ya........

 

[Lush]

One of those power balls from a stall at the South Of England show at Ardingly on a school trip when I was 8. I woke up in the night in a cold sweat I felt so guilty.

Also I once handed out free chocolate fingers when I was in charge of the school tuck shop. I felt so bad afterwards I fessed up to my parents, who took me in to fess up to the teacher and pay them back out of my pocket money. No-one was angry, just disappointed.

I don't think I'd make a very good criminal.

 

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I'm too paranoid to own up as people here might have my address....