The Sun's cover - Rooney doing a...

[Wozza]

... scissorkick yesterday.

 

[Rich Suvner]

where dya see this?

 

[Billy the Fish]

where dya see this?

I'm guessing newsnight, they show tomorrows headlines at the end of the show

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

But it isn't tommorow yet.

 

[Da Man Clay]

But it isn't tommorow yet.

yes it is

EDIT: Ok it is now, said 0000 on my clock!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

yes it is

EDIT: Ok it is now, said 0000 on my clock!

No it wasn't. You edited at 23.59

 

[Da Man Clay]

No it wasn't. You edited at 23.59

Dammit! Well it was tomorrow on my clock!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Well if he plays he needs a sensible pair of boots. I am thinking along the lines of the ones on World Cup Stories the other night worn by West Germany from the 1954 World Cup. No bloomin metatarsals in those days.

 

[Wozza]

 

[Brovion]

Well if he plays he needs a sensible pair of boots. I am thinking along the lines of the ones on World Cup Stories the other night worn by West Germany from the 1954 World Cup. No bloomin metatarsals in those days.

Absolutely. Metatarsals hadn't even been INVENTED in 1974. In those days you had things called 'bones' and the only ones you ever broke were in your leg. I think they should go back to the good old days when you only had one big thick bone in your foot and not all these fancy lightweight modern ones. Metatarsals! Pah!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

It it possble that it was all just a ROOse?

(I'd like to copyright the use of that wordplay.)

 

[Scotty Mac]

that photo is incredible

seeing wayne line up with the big pc is enough to make any mans penis moist

 

[Da Man Clay]

that photo is incredible

seeing wayne line up with the big pc is enough to make any mans penis moist

Sorry to dissapoint you Scott but as much as I would also be aroused by that it will be Owen and Rooney.


Saying that surely Crouch has earnt his place over Owen now anyway?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Sorry to dissapoint you Scott but as much as I would also be aroused by that it will be Owen and Rooney.


Saying that surely Crouch has earnt his place over Owen now anyway?

i think sven dropping crouch would be justification enough for his removal from the managers position

i mean, its just not going to be the same seeing the 198cm love god doing the robot from the sideline

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Hmmmm does stink of mind games.

But saying that i doubt the FA would have been able to get Fergie on side to play along.

 

[Da Man Clay]

i think sven dropping crouch would be justification enough for his removal from the managers position

i mean, its just not going to be the same seeing the 198cm love god doing the robot from the sideline

No, it really wouldn't. Not many other England stirkers have 5 goals from 7 caps.

 

[Gazwag]

Zara looks pretty hot as well

 

[Wardy]

Do we know that this is a recent photograph?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I just got a text from Wayne Rooney saying he will be able to play in the world cup, because he is getting a cortezone injection. Rio and Becks have now gone on strike and will only play if they get the same car.