[Football] The Sun Succeeds In Finding A New Low

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

"I can smell you, Clem Fandango"

I remember long ago another starry night like this

 

[Easy 10]

I haven't bought The Sun since I graduated from abject idiocy around 1987. However, I sometimes buy the Mail because I do like their sports section. Then I use the rest of it to line the bottom of the birdcage.

Quite often I'll save the Richard Littlejohn column for it. Generally the bird seems to like the puzzle section and the TV listings, but he seems to save copious feathered bowel movements to crap all over the scribings of that insufferable "couldn't make it up" prick. This brings me a sense of mild satisfaction.

 

[Eeyore]

Bolton Wanderers have told The Sun they cannot come to match against Luton Town tomorrow.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

The accusation was that Brighton fans were making Nazi chants, not Millwall. The 'journalist' thought Seagulls was Seig Heil, when we took a corner, because we also pointed to the corner, which he thought was a Nazi salute.
I was there too.

And if I remember, wasn’t it someone watching it on TV that complained?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

And if I remember, wasn’t it someone watching it on TV that complained?

That was a home game against Cardiff, and the viewer thought Sea, sea, Seasiders was sheep shaggers, therefore racist against the Welsh.