The sums dont add up Dick

[beardy gull]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The sums dont add up Dick

I am not quoting any figures. And I am not suggesting the ground IS sold out each week. Are people thick on this site or something?

No, you're not quoting figures, you're conjuring them up from thin air......and this helps how exactly?...and makes what point?

Twat.

 

[The Auditor]

'Administative expenses' mmmmmmm. That's a bit vague.

standard Companies Act disclosure includes the following

8 STAFF COSTS
2005
£
Wages and salaries 3,134,893
Social security costs 363,581
Other pension costs 52,316
£3,550,790


Depreciation of tangible assets 132,249
Amortisation of player registrations 25,647
Hire of plant and machinery - operating leases 3,371
Hire of other assets - operating leases 35,424
Auditors’ remuneration 12,000

 

[rool]

Re the 6.5k Interest received, I'm going to lend the club my 'what not to spend' book by Alvin Hall in which he clearly states that it's better to save interest than earn it

 

[The Auditor]

Re the 6.5k Interest received, I'm going to lend the club my 'what not to spend' book by Alvin Hall in which he clearly states that it's better to save interest than earn it

probably arises on season ticket money paid in advance ....1.5 million

 

[Beach Hut]

probably arises on season ticket money paid in advance ....1.5 million

Just repeat that for every ignorant fan who misses what the money STH pay up front does to help the club.

 

[rool]

Depreciation of tangible assets 132,249

Do you have the breakdown of assets as well?.

I assume there's some short life assets in there and some cars may be but that figure suggests assets of at least 0.5 if depreciated on a straight line basis. Most probably a fair bit higher.

 

[The Auditor]

Just repeat that for every ignorant fan who misses what the money STH pay up front does to help the club.

1.5 million up front out of 2.4 million total gate receipts

 

[rool]

Just repeat that for every ignorant fan who misses what the money STH pay up front does to help the club.

65% of season ticket money is paid in advance. You can probably allocate similar percentages to the other revenue streams and conclude that season ticket holders account for the best part of 80% of sales generated revenue.

 

[The Auditor]

Do you have the breakdown of assets as well?.

I assume there's some short life assets in there and some cars may be but that figure suggests assets of at least 0.5 if depreciated on a straight line basis. Most probably a fair bit higher.

Withdean Stadium imps 2,405,504
Training ground improvements 71,543
Fixtures and fittings 187,160
vehicles 1,584

Total 2,665,791

 

[Dave the OAP]

William Chops is a falmer parish councilor...why bother answering the prick?

 

[Ernest]

William Chops is a falmer parish councilor...why bother answering the prick?

Source

 

[rool]

Group Withdean
Stadium Training
development ground Fixtures Motor
costs improvements and fittings vehicles Total
£ £ £ £ £
COST
At 1 July 2004 2,405,504 71,543 187,160 1,584 2,665,791
Additions - - 19,355 - 19,355
At30June2005 £2,405,504 £71,543 £206,515 £1,584 £2,685,146

fair to assume depn is on a reducing balance then

 

[Dave the OAP]

Source

ketchup

 

[rool]

William Chops is a falmer parish councilor...why bother answering the prick?

that as maybe but his name makes me hungry

 

[The Auditor]

William Chops is a falmer parish councilor...why bother answering the prick?

to prove hes a just a shit stirrer ..the facts are there ..just look in the right places

 

[Ernest]

ketchup

I just want to know who you think he is

 

[The Auditor]

fair to assume depn is on a reducing balance then

(e) Depreciation
Depreciation is calculated to write off the cost less estimated residual value of fixed assets on a straight-line basis over their estimated useful lives.

 

[rool]

(e) Depreciation
Depreciation is calculated to write off the cost less estimated residual value of fixed assets on a straight-line basis over their estimated useful lives.

132k depn seems quite low then in that case.

The larger item must be being written off over about 20 years then

 

[Les Biehn]

One question is, if Dick is hoarding all this revenue what exactly is he using it for? Is he stashing it in an account on the Cayman Islands? Or perhaps he is building a giant money swimming pool like Scrooge McDuck?

None of the DK detractors seem to come up with a reason or answer as to why Dick would be holding on to all the money and lying about the finances.

 

[Easy 10]

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