Subject: FW: The Secret Diary of Gary Neville (aged 28 and a half)
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> Subject: The Secret Diary of Gary Neville (aged 28 and a half)
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> >The secret diary of ......... ...Gary Neville.
> >
> >Friday
> >
> >Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel
special.
> >He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share
but
> >that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit
> >thicker today.
> >
> >Saturday
> >
> >Won today but I didn't play :-( Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir
> >said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until he
> >told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty
> >today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him
> >know that I know. Man laughed at my moustache as I left the ground. Cried
> >myself to sleep.
> >
> >Sunday
> >
> >Took Sir an apple. But Weasley
gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll
> >probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried
to
> >make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the
kitchen
> >lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in
moustache
> >with marker. Looks manly.
> >
> >Monday
> >
> >Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
> >
> >Tuesday (early)
> >
> >Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at
> >papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said
Porto
> >don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business.
> >Photo on back of The Scum made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's
> >just
> >the ink. She says I look handsome.
> >
> >Tuesday (late)
> >
> >Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and
> >someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived
on
> >the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they
> >celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go
> >and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my
> >fingerscrossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in
the
> >whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and
> >told Sir to sell him.
> >
> >Wednesday
> >
> >Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing.
> >Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy
> >laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were
> >the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some
Re-Gane
> >and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly
> >'tache.
> >
> >Thursday
> >
> >Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he
was
> >'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'.
> >
> >Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him
> >down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole
> >wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I
sent
> >him for Christmas.
> >
> >Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.
>
>
> Subject: The Secret Diary of Gary Neville (aged 28 and a half)
> >
> >
> >
> >The secret diary of ......... ...Gary Neville.
> >
> >Friday
> >
> >Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel
special.
> >He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share
but
> >that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit
> >thicker today.
> >
> >Saturday
> >
> >Won today but I didn't play :-( Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir
> >said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until he
> >told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty
> >today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him
> >know that I know. Man laughed at my moustache as I left the ground. Cried
> >myself to sleep.
> >
> >Sunday
> >
> >Took Sir an apple. But Weasley
gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll> >probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried
to
> >make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the
kitchen
> >lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in
moustache
> >with marker. Looks manly.
> >
> >Monday
> >
> >Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
> >
> >Tuesday (early)
> >
> >Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at
> >papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said
Porto
> >don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business.
> >Photo on back of The Scum made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's
> >just
> >the ink. She says I look handsome.
> >
> >Tuesday (late)
> >
> >Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and
> >someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived
on
> >the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they
> >celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go
> >and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my
> >fingerscrossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in
the
> >whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and
> >told Sir to sell him.
> >
> >Wednesday
> >
> >Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing.
> >Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy
> >laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were
> >the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some
Re-Gane
> >and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly
> >'tache.
> >
> >Thursday
> >
> >Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he
was
> >'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'.
> >
> >Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him
> >down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole
> >wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I
sent
> >him for Christmas.
> >
> >Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.
