The search for animal farm (an alternative to the snooker)

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

dont they cook and eat teh eel after, apparently

Thats the one I saw, along with something else in the pan, if you have read the Bidet thread you will know what they added.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Thats the one I saw, along with something else in the pan, if you have read the Bidet thread you will know what they added.

...a Mexican midget??

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Watch 'The Good Old Naughty Days' (see review here) and there's a scene or two with dog action in it.

It's a fascinating film, though, hardcore porn shot way back in the early 1900s, black and white silent hardcore porn. Very strange.

 

[Les Biehn]

Thats the one I saw, along with something else in the pan, if you have read the Bidet thread you will know what they added.

Dear god, not poo.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Dear god, not poo.

Afraid so sir, no need to call me God though, the Almighty will do

 

[Bry Nylon]

Dear god, not poo.

I know. My thoughts exactly. Eel ruins a well fried poo. The flavours don't compliment each other at all. Just a simple Caesar Salad and maybe a little seasoning is all that is needed.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Eel ruins a well fried poo.

I'm a very keen collector of sentences that you'll only ever hear once, and that's a very flavoursome contribution to my list.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I know. My thoughts exactly. Eel ruins a well fried poo. The flavours don't compliment each other at all. Just a simple Caesar Salad and maybe a little seasoning is all that is needed.

Careful with the seasoning, dont add peanut or sesame oil, don't want to make it too nutty.

 

[aftershavedave]

Watch 'The Good Old Naughty Days' (see review here) and there's a scene or two with dog action in it.

It's a fascinating film, though, hardcore porn shot way back in the early 1900s, black and white silent hardcore porn. Very strange.

i love this "review" from amazon.com:

I rented this film to see how the porn fils different form the ones we see tody. I could not believe what I saw!!! You would think that being filmed back in the 20's and 30's, that modisty would play a very big role. NOT!!!!!!! I could not believe, like one scene where a dog is licking a [...], and the lady lets the dog. Another scene, where a woman is fingering a guy. I am trying to keep this review clean but this movie is really not. I mainly got it for education pourposes, and maybe for erotica as well. I was shocked and amazed that Im sure other people are as well. I will buy it very soon.

 

[Pavilionaire]

So that's how Barry Norman got his first big break?...

 

[Tooting Gull]

Why would anyone want an alternative to the snooker...

 

[eastlondonseagull]

i love this "review" from amazon.com:

I rented this film to see how the porn fils different form the ones we see tody. I could not believe what I saw!!! You would think that being filmed back in the 20's and 30's, that modisty would play a very big role. NOT!!!!!!! I could not believe, like one scene where a dog is licking a [...], and the lady lets the dog. Another scene, where a woman is fingering a guy. I am trying to keep this review clean but this movie is really not. I mainly got it for education pourposes, and maybe for erotica as well. I was shocked and amazed that Im sure other people are as well. I will buy it very soon.

It is very graphic...nun wanking bishop while dog licks her out, then the dog starts licking the reverend's old boy, too. Our grandparents were right old pervs